Bolt.... this library you were in..... did it have a long, leather couch, and an attentive man behind a desk with a pen and paper?
Yep, he kept asking me if i find myself crying during the day for no reason at all, to which i replied: " WTF does that have to do with anything, you gonna let me lend: the famous five go happy slapping and the secret seven rob an off licence, or what"?