My niece is a poledancer - what should i do?

[matt674]

I've just found out that my younger niece has taken up poledancing as a profession. After i brought shame on our family by playing poker i'm not sure what i should do about my niece - should i encourage her to continue or try and talk her out of it?

[MrMoves]

She's a looker, Matt.  I won't be pushing notes into her thong though.

[TightEnd]

buy some grease.

[kinboshi]

She is fairly cute though.

[TightEnd]

serious answer:

if it was my niece/daughter/son (?)

if they are happy doing it and its not illegal or damaging to their health, I would encourage them


Conformity to social conventions is overrated

[Zebediah]

Can she get Iron a discount?

[bolt pp]

For a start dont look!!

[roverthtaeh]

Become her agent.

[boldie]

I've just found out that my younger niece has taken up poledancing as a profession. After i brought shame on our family by playing poker i'm not sure what i should do about my niece - should i encourage her to continue or try and talk her out of it?

I can't believe that's your niece...she clearly came from the better side of the family.

[matt674]

I can't believe that's your niece...she clearly came from the better side of the family.

She's a looker, Matt.

Thanks - apparently having a good looking niece is all the rage on blonde!! She's my Uncle Kong's daughter so everyone else in the jungle thinks the same thing as no-one wants to get on the wrong side of my uncle K!! 

Become her agent.

Can she get Iron a discount?

hmmm, maybe if i become her agent i'm sure something can be arranged for Iron - shall we say entry for half price if he slips me a couple of bananas?

I won't be pushing notes into her thong though.

notes not necessary here mate - bring a bunch of bananas instead!! 

serious answer:

if it was my niece/daughter/son (?)

if they are happy doing it and its not illegal or damaging to their health, I would encourage them

Conformity to social conventions is overrated

Yup - i think this will be the route i take. If i change my mind i'll remember to buy some grease!! 

[boldie]

Can she get Iron a discount?

hmmm, maybe if i become her agent i'm sure something can be arranged for Iron - shall we say entry for half price if he slips me a couple of bananas?

hmmmm...time for you to go to Mrs Monkey Matt....you have become obsessed with slipping the banana.

[matt674]

hmmmm...time for you to go to Mrs Monkey Matt....you have become obsessed with slipping the banana.

the slipping was meant as a pun - as in what one does when stepping on a banana skin.

it was never meant as a double entendre for what ever it is you are implying!!  ;angelic;

[yt]

Become her agent.

Isn't the correct term "her pimp"?

[thetank]

If only Heid made this thread instead of Matt.

[Sark79]

lol