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« on: October 30, 2006, 02:31:51 PM » |
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.... a man is like a deck of playing cards.
You need a Heart to love him...
A Diamond to marry him...
A Club to hit him over the f**king head with...
And a Spade to bury the b*st*rd.
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When I grow up, I'm gonna be stable.
When I grow up, I'm gonna turn the tables.
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charmaine
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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2006, 07:18:40 PM » |
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.... a man is like a deck of playing cards.
You need a Heart to love him...
A Diamond to marry him...
A Club to hit him over the f**king head with...
And a Spade to bury the b*st*rd.
I like your wife   |
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" Kind words can be short and easy to speak , but there echoes are truly endless " -Mother Theresa
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M3boy
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2006, 12:35:14 AM » |
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.... a man is like a deck of playing cards.
You need a Heart to love him...
A Diamond to marry him...
A Club to hit him over the f**king head with...
And a Spade to bury the b*st*rd.
I like your wife I think you will find that that saying was origionally about a woman - your wife has just changed the "her" to "him" . Think about it, its the man that needs the diamond to marry the woman - NOT the other way round.  |
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charmaine
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2006, 09:41:06 AM » |
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.... a man is like a deck of playing cards.
You need a Heart to love him...
A Diamond to marry him...
A Club to hit him over the f**king head with...
And a Spade to bury the b*st*rd.
I like your wife I think you will find that that saying was origionally about a woman - your wife has just changed the "her" to "him" . Think about it, its the man that needs the diamond to marry the woman - NOT the other way round. Shut up you silly man , you know it was right the first time  |
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" Kind words can be short and easy to speak , but there echoes are truly endless " -Mother Theresa
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Poppet7
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2006, 09:55:06 AM » |
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That made me laugh... you tell him Charmaine!
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charmaine
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2006, 10:04:05 AM » |
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That made me laugh... you tell him Charmaine!
You have to keep them in there place Poppet  lets face it they keep the bed warm |
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2006, 10:49:12 AM » |
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You have to keep them in there place Poppet lets face it they keep the bed warm \\ Surely you are not talking about poker players here? For poker players warm bed = -EV |
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'Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.'
Francis Bacon
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roverthtaeh
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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2006, 03:12:25 PM » |
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.... a man is like a deck of playing cards.
You need a Heart to love him...
A Diamond to marry him...
A Club to hit him over the f**king head with...
And a Spade to bury the b*st*rd.
I like your wife I think you will find that that saying was origionally about a woman - your wife has just changed the "her" to "him" . Think about it, its the man that needs the diamond to marry the woman - NOT the other way round. Apologies. Didn't realise I had to be factually correct when posting a 'joke'. |
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When I grow up, I'm gonna be stable.
When I grow up, I'm gonna turn the tables.
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Poppet7
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2006, 03:55:02 PM » |
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charmaine
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2006, 04:12:30 PM » |
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>:?
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M3boy
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2006, 06:32:37 PM » |
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charmaine
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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2006, 07:17:24 PM » |
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You have to keep them in there place Poppet lets face it they keep the bed warm \\ Surely you are not talking about poker players here? For poker players warm bed = -EV Ok Tantrum , i fall asleep on the sofa and paul wakes me when his finished playing poker........ i can dream  |
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tantrum
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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2006, 08:12:33 PM » |
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Lol Charmaine,
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M3boy
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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2006, 08:39:14 PM » |
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Ah yes, but ask her how I wake her up  |
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