I think all those wanting a seat should submit a 500 word essay saying why they are right for the competition.
Furthermore, I think Tightend should mark these essays and award seats to the 200 containing the fewest spelling and grammatical errors.
I hev a better idea, only those that know the words to " the sound of the Underground" by Girls aloud shlould be allocated a seat. I'll get the ball rolling/
Disco dancing with the lights down low
Beats are pumping on my stereo
Neighbour's banging on the bathroom wall
He's saying crank the base I gotta get some more
Water's running in the wrong direction
Got a feeling it's a mixed up sign
I can see it in my own reflection
Something funny's going on inside my mind