True Story

[whufc65]

True story .......



Bono, the lead singer of the band U2 is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

He is playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland when he asks the audience for total quiet.

Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone,
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front of the crowd pierces the silence...

"Well, stop f**king clapping then!"

[ariston]

Sorry really a big problem and serious issues and all that but this really made me chuckle. I couldn't type for a good while after reading this honestly

[thetank]

 

[NEVES]

Funniest piece of gallows humour i have head for ages i almost wet myself

[BrumBilly]

Great line but saw it coming. Think I must have heard this before. May be a reworking of an urban myth. Memory fails me.

[Claw75]

brilliant!