F****** Neighbours Rant

[Tonji]

OK its 4.30am, I can’t sleep because the  neighbour’s dogs down the road are barking like crazy. Just when you think its gone quite, they start up again……..damn this is driving me nuts, I’m sooooo close to committing murder  ;bat; ;bat; (maybe I’ll get off with manslaughter with a sympathetic jury).

Its forcing me to play poker all night, already tilted up, I’m gonna quickly lose my bankroll on Ladbrokes for sure, fuk fuk fuk 

[Newmanseye]

OK its 4.30am, I can’t sleep because the  neighbour’s dogs down the road are barking like crazy. Just when you think its gone quite, they start up again……..damn this is driving me nuts, I’m sooooo close to committing murder  ;bat; ;bat; (maybe I’ll get off with manslaughter with a sympathetic jury).

Its forcing me to play poker all night, already tilted up, I’m gonna quickly lose my bankroll on Ladbrokes for sure, fuk fuk fuk 

your name on laddies please    ;angelic;

[Tonji]

Given up trying to sleep, I'm plotting my revenge whilst losing whats left in my laddies account. 

It'll be light soon.

Good Morning to all normal people who do not own wild & uncontrollable dogs 

[Tonji]

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[Poppet7]

Hope you managed to get to sleep in the end. I am up at 9.30am on a Sunday, and to be honest, I never knew this time existed on a sunday, I was out getting pissed until 3am so why I decided to wake up at 9am I don't know! My body clock is broken I think.

[roverthtaeh]

I'd just like to apologise to anyone who might have heard my dogs barking last night.
Sorry.

[madasahatstand]

lol

its not the dogs, its the owners. do they always  bark in the wee small hours?. must the the foxes cause dogs usually dont bark into thin air

[tantrum]

Surely now you can apply for an ASBO for the owners?

[thetank]

Or send his ass to Dog Borstal.

[Tonji]

Surely now you can apply for an ASBO for the owners?

Its been happening for months now, other neighbours have applied to the council for some sort of action to be taken, but it seems like it can take ages. The owner of the dogs is somewhat of a "no one can tell me how to look after my dogs, it my property & I can do what I like so f**k off" type.... a tosser
Its never been a real concern for me, I'm very laid back generally, but last night for whatever reason it got to me. I finally managed a couple of hours sleep around 8pm. Woke up to hear next door's weekly DIY effort   I can't wait for Monday, when all the kids are at school & everyone is at work, & I can grab some sleep  

[byronkincaid]

Surely now you can apply for an ASBO for the owners?

Its been happening for months now, other neighbours have applied to the council for some sort of action to be taken, but it seems like it can take ages. The owner of the dogs is somewhat of a "no one can tell me how to look after my dogs, it my property & I can do what I like so f**k off" type.... a tosser
Its never been a real concern for me, I'm very laid back generally, but last night for whatever reason it got to me. I finally managed a couple of hours sleep around 8pm. Woke up to hear next door's weekly DIY effort   I can't wait for Monday, when all the kids are at school & everyone is at work, & I can grab some sleep  

The dogs go out to work?

[Trace]

Neighbours in the brand new posh but poorly built houses at the back of me decided to reinact bonfire night last night - it scared my poor pooch so much, he ran upstairs into eldest's room and peed all over the floor!!!

If I knew which one of the bloody idiots it was, they be getting dog pee posted through their door!!!

Muppets!

[Snatiramas]

It's such a tricky one isn't it. Crossbow or gun.......................only kidding

[vinni]

Neighbours in the brand new posh but poorly built houses at the back of me decided to reinact bonfire night last night - it scared my poor pooch so much, he ran upstairs into eldest's room and peed all over the floor!!!

If I knew which one of the bloody idiots it was, they be getting dog pee posted through their door!!!

Muppets!

    how do you post dog pee through a letter box

[Claw75]

Neighbours in the brand new posh but poorly built houses at the back of me decided to reinact bonfire night last night - it scared my poor pooch so much, he ran upstairs into eldest's room and peed all over the floor!!!

If I knew which one of the bloody idiots it was, they be getting dog pee posted through their door!!!

Muppets!

    how do you post dog pee through a letter box

freeze it into dog pee cubes