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« on: November 13, 2006, 03:45:03 PM »

I'm rich!!! 


MICROSOFT GLOBAL LOTTERY PROMOTION!!! YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAS WON $
1,5000,000.00 USD.
CONTACT OUR CLAIMS OFFICE AT: europeansloto@netscape.net

FROM THE DESK OF THE COORDINATOR [MICROSOFT GLOBAL EMAIL LOTTERY]
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
Ref. Number: 246/78/40056
Batch Number: 538901527-BC722

Dear lucky winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Our Global Email Lottery program held on the 10th
October, 2006.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 99111465800-6411 with serial number 6772-511 drew
lucky numbers 8-12-88-44-3548 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been
approved for the sum of $ 1,5000, 000.00 USD (One Million five hundred thousands United States
Dollars).
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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2006, 03:46:13 PM »

Contact Julie, he's already spent his half
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2006, 03:46:34 PM »

you do know this is legit dont you?
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2006, 03:47:08 PM »

Is it just me, or are there one too many zeros in that sum?
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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2006, 03:47:19 PM »

Oops. I wasn't meant to share this info with you (for some odd reason!)

Gosh, have I just won and lost 1.5 million in the space of 2 minutes???



CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential
until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security
protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 29,000 companies and
30,000,000 individual email addresses from across the Globe as part of our International Promotions
Program. This program takes place every three years. We hope with part of your winning you will take
part in our next USD 70 million international lottery.
To file for your claim, please contact our claims office:
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DR. PETER JAAPS (MICROSOFT CLAIMS OFFICE)
34 KIKKERSTRAAT, Amsterdam-Netherlands.
Tel: (31) 629 593 750
FAX. (31) 847-465 672
E-Mail: europeansloto@netscape.net
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Note: For easy reference and identification, find below your reference and Batch numbers. Remember to
quote these numbers in every one of your correspondence with your claims office, also indicate your
country and city.
Ref. Number: 246/78/40056
Batch Number: 538901527-BC722
Congratulations once more from our members of staff, and thank you for being part of our promotional
program.

Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Victoria Baker
Lottery Coordinator.
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2006, 03:50:56 PM »

Could any of the computer wizards out there create a program to send a reply email every 2 seconds asking them how stupid they think we are?
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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2006, 09:42:10 PM »

Just use their email address to register for all the other crappy websites you can find and let the spammers spam the spammers.
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2006, 06:16:16 PM »

spamming the spammers might sound a good idea but current predictions are that unless the problem of spam is solved soon that at current rate of groth spam will slow the internet back to a rate of a 28k modem by 2010
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2006, 06:21:31 PM »

You got a reference AND a batch number!

looks genuine to me.
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2006, 06:23:27 PM »

You got a reference AND a batch number!

looks genuine to me.


welcome back young man


I trust you had a good break?
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2006, 06:37:39 PM »

You got a reference AND a batch number!

looks genuine to me.


welcome back young man


I trust you had a good break?

I did thankyou, I did struggle to fill the temporary void that blonde had left

My verbal 1000 word story didnt go down very well in my local during the spurs vs Chelsea match, my attempt to get a group of homeless fellas to play this or that with me was a complete disaster, no matter how many times i explained the rules and put Christina vs Britney to them they kept telling me to piss off and two word association at millwall on a Saturday afternoon was never going to work but i was desperate!
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2006, 07:15:49 PM »

You got a reference AND a batch number!

looks genuine to me.


welcome back young man


I trust you had a good break?

I did thankyou, I did struggle to fill the temporary void that blonde had left

My verbal 1000 word story didnt go down very well in my local during the spurs vs Chelsea match, my attempt to get a group of homeless fellas to play this or that with me was a complete disaster, no matter how many times i explained the rules and put Christina vs Britney to them they kept telling me to piss off and two word association at millwall on a Saturday afternoon was never going to work but i was desperate!

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