Hey yo, I don't smoke dust in the outback
Or get high on no Sydney crack
Little Bo-Selecta is going to lay it out for ya pommies
He should keep a closer eye, we aint no bunch of commies
He shop in Selfridges, he aint livin in no ghetto
You wanna pinch his stuff, smack his kids, it should all be okey-detto
Little Bo-Selecta

It was either that or a transvestite russian that had just accidently shaved of half of his moustache whilst watching an episode of celebrity love island