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« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2006, 12:17:15 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2006, 12:24:21 AM »
Guys like you are why I can't get a Doctor's appointment when I want.

"What seems to be the problem Mr. b_oo_m?"

"I pee when I poo but the missus doesn't"

"Excuse me?"

"I pee when I poo, I've always peed when I pooed, I assumed it was normal. Now the missus says she doesn't. Is something wrong with me, or is something wrong with her?"

"Sir, do you remeber what I told you when you came in here after that night on the Guiness"

"Yes, but it's a serious problem, I tried to ask the poker forum, but they just took the piss."
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« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2006, 12:57:08 AM »
Quote from: Poppet7 on November 21, 2006, 12:02:16 AM
Hi, I was looking for a poker/general non-poo/pee forum, I must've taken the wrong turning, does anyone know how to point me in the right direction?

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« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2006, 04:47:26 AM »
I pee and then poop.

Although that may have been because I was watching this time.
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« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2006, 05:33:47 AM »
Does that not hurt your neck?
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« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2006, 05:20:22 PM »
but do you stand up to wipe your ass?
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« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2006, 10:57:46 PM »
...don't usually bother.

Back to the original question, I think pee first.  But I'm not sure really - I will remember to monitor the situation tomorrow and report back.  I'll also leave a questionnaire in the loos at work - to get a more representative sample.

Sample...not the best choice of word on this occasion.
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« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2006, 11:04:07 PM »
Handstands under the hand dryer ?
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« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2006, 09:58:43 PM »
Its totally weird this.

When i was back in high school we used to pin up a different poll everyday on the wall with a pen and people would answer by the end of the day and a count was taken

Anyho th question in this forum was one we ourselves took a vote on and the majority of the girls did say the peed when then poohed.

Hope that clears things up (But i would recommend using toilet paper instead!!)

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« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2006, 10:16:26 PM »
Quote from: KingPoker on November 27, 2006, 09:58:43 PM
Its totally weird this.

When i was back in high school we used to pin up a different poll everyday on the wall with a pen and people would answer by the end of the day and a count was taken

Anyho th question in this forum was one we ourselves took a vote on and the majority of the girls did say the peed when then poohed.

Hope that clears things up (But i would recommend using toilet paper instead!!)

Gareth aka kingPoker

Fantastic 1st post,

Welcome to blonde Gareth
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« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2006, 11:47:01 PM »
what if someone does not poop? only pee?
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« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2006, 12:02:41 AM »
Quote from: Jim-D on November 27, 2006, 10:16:26 PM


Fantastic 1st post,

Welcome to blonde Gareth


just like to say thanks Jim-D for the really tidy comment . Im sure there will be plenty of "interesting" posts made by me in the very near future.   

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« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2006, 09:58:37 AM »
Quote from: tantrum on November 27, 2006, 11:47:01 PM
what if someone does not poop? only pee?

ah..like you think you have to poo but the poo won't cooperate? so you just sit there and then think.."Well, might as well pee now atleast that way I get something out of it"


Pee then poo for me..and yes in one visit. If your missus says she doesn't she's lying...although mine says the same...which would explain why she goes through 15 rolls of toilet paper a day Wink
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« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2006, 11:32:00 AM »
Quote from: boldie on November 28, 2006, 09:58:37 AM
Quote from: tantrum on November 27, 2006, 11:47:01 PM
what if someone does not poop? only pee?

ah..like you think you have to poo but the poo won't cooperate? so you just sit there and then think.."Well, might as well pee now atleast that way I get something out of it"


Pee then poo for me..and yes in one visit. If your missus says she doesn't she's lying...although mine says the same...which would explain why she goes through 15 rolls of toilet paper a day Wink

No that's cos we have to wipe whenever we go and whatever we do - you men just shake, rattle and roll!!  Not giving a damn where the drips land... lol
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« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2006, 11:36:14 AM »
Quote from: Trace on November 28, 2006, 11:32:00 AM
Quote from: boldie on November 28, 2006, 09:58:37 AM
Quote from: tantrum on November 27, 2006, 11:47:01 PM
what if someone does not poop? only pee?

ah..like you think you have to poo but the poo won't cooperate? so you just sit there and then think.."Well, might as well pee now atleast that way I get something out of it"


Pee then poo for me..and yes in one visit. If your missus says she doesn't she's lying...although mine says the same...which would explain why she goes through 15 rolls of toilet paper a day Wink

No that's cos we have to wipe whenever we go and whatever we do - you men just shake, rattle and roll!!  Not giving a damn where the drips land... lol

either that or she's trying to enlarge her breasts on the cheap!

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