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« on: November 22, 2006, 02:00:28 PM »

The tournament has just been called. 170 poker players begin rising from chairs and stools across a buzzing, expectant Casino

A moustachioed man sitting next to me says

"Good luck, speak later"

and disappears off into the throng.

Time for a quick trip to the gents before the first hand, and just as I am entering the gents a young thin beagle bounds up to me, tongue lolling in excitement

"Tighty Tighty, RED DOG has just gone into the Ladies!"

I am a little non-plussed but sure enough friend of Beagle confirms what I have just been told.

"What, on purpose?" I ask, slightly unneccesarily, checking the signs on each of the two doors

"No idea" says Beagle, giggling

Well then, the camera phone just has to come out.

At that point the Beagle suggests to me that it is perhaps not the best idea in the world to stand outside a Ladies toilet with my camera phone pointing at the door. People have been banned from Grosvenors for less.

So we silently wait. RED DOG is making us wait, the room is emptying towards the poker tables and still he has not emerged.

Then the door swings open, the offending gentleman is snapped and we let him know of his faux pas.

"Bloody hell" he says "I looked at the sign to make sure before I went in too"

Possibly the only man in the universe to get away with this, at least he had the good grace to look sheepish for some time afterwards...


   
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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2006, 02:13:49 PM »

Then the door swings open, the offending gentleman is snapped and we let him know of his faux pas.

story no good without pictures!!! Grin
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2006, 02:14:55 PM »

piccies on camera phone


to follow when I get home


warning: blurred due to giggling


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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2006, 02:22:13 PM »

ROTFLMFAO


Forward piccie to my mobile please your Royal Tightness. 

I need a good laugh!
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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2006, 02:30:17 PM »

You guys will believe anything.
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2006, 02:34:29 PM »

You guys will believe anything.

were you wearing the blue number with the cyan shoes or did you go for the flowery outfit with the biege handbag?
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2006, 02:37:37 PM »

You guys will believe anything.

were you wearing the blue number with the cyan shoes or did you go for the flowery outfit with the biege handbag?

Shut up. or I'll scratch you're eyes out!
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2006, 02:52:48 PM »

OK, so it's true. Thinking back, I did become a bit suspicious when I noticed that the hand basins were particularly clean, but I was lulled onto a false sense of security when someone in the cubicle behind me let rip two enormous farts. One was a prolonged purr, like a flock of sparrows taking off, the other was more of a bang, reminiscent of someone discharging a shotgun at close quarters.
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2006, 02:54:29 PM »

OK, so it's true. Thinking back, I did become a bit suspicious when I noticed that the hand basins were particularly clean, but I was lulled onto a false sense of security when someone in the cubicle behind me let rip two enormous farts. One was a prolonged purr, like a flock of sparrows taking off, the other was more of a bang, reminiscent of someone discharging a shotgun at close quarters.

maybe you weren't the only one to enter the wrong toilet by mistake?

Its a medical fact that women do not do that kind of thing!! (or so the female monkey doctor told us)
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2006, 03:15:39 PM »

ROTFLMFAO @ the phone conversation I've just had!!

NUTTER!
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2006, 03:26:02 PM »

OK, so it's true. Thinking back, I did become a bit suspicious when I noticed that the hand basins were particularly clean, but I was lulled onto a false sense of security when someone in the cubicle behind me let rip two enormous farts. One was a prolonged purr, like a flock of sparrows taking off, the other was more of a bang, reminiscent of someone discharging a shotgun at close quarters.

Didn't you notice that there weren't any men standing up toilet thingies in there?
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2006, 03:29:23 PM »

OK, so it's true. Thinking back, I did become a bit suspicious when I noticed that the hand basins were particularly clean, but I was lulled onto a false sense of security when someone in the cubicle behind me let rip two enormous farts. One was a prolonged purr, like a flock of sparrows taking off, the other was more of a bang, reminiscent of someone discharging a shotgun at close quarters.


              
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2006, 03:32:00 PM »

OK, so it's true. Thinking back, I did become a bit suspicious when I noticed that the hand basins were particularly clean, but I was lulled onto a false sense of security when someone in the cubicle behind me let rip two enormous farts. One was a prolonged purr, like a flock of sparrows taking off, the other was more of a bang, reminiscent of someone discharging a shotgun at close quarters.

Didn't you notice that there weren't any men standing up toilet thingies in there?

No, the comp was starting, I was excited and in a hurry.
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2006, 03:39:22 PM »

Having now seen said piccie, I find it a little bit worrying that Red doesn't look in the least bit ashamed or embarrassed!!

Naughty Red!  lol
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2006, 03:42:21 PM »

Having now seen said piccie, I find it a little bit worrying that Red doesn't look in the least bit ashamed or embarrassed!!

Naughty Red!  lol

I'm not afraid to get in touch with my feminine side!
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