| Please tell Ironside to stop singing! |
| The recent ban on online poker brings back nasty memories of the prohibition laws |
| shit - I can't believe i forgot to download Russ Abbot's greatest hits before I came out |
| **** I've left the hob on... |
| If Tikay mentions locomotives just once more.......... |
| Please tell me he's stopped staring at me, i can't take it any more. |
| During the draw for the pairs team event the TD announces "Keith Hawkins will be paired with Tony Kendall." |
| King deuce offsuit cracked... has my luck changed? |
| 98...99...100... coming, ready or not. |
| I might have a bad poker face ... but try and get a read off my magic poker hands |
| crap, tikay spotted me |
| ...26-27-28-29-30! Ready or not, hear I come!! |
| arrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh! Who put Russ Abbot on my ipod?!?!?!?! |
| If only QPR had a manager like Plymouth Argyle! |
| Oh no - the Missus has just rung - it's my turn to do Jakes feed |
| "The bar shuts at 2am? Why didn't anyone tell me before 2.01?" |
| Shit, Why did I swap 50% with Tikay!!!?? |
| tournament buy in: €5,000 I-Pod nano: £200 Learning QPR have conceeded a last minute penalty to lose 3-2: PRICELESS |
| Camel went on tilt after hearing the latest QPR result |
| 3.....2......1 coming, ready or not! |
| "Oh No! They've closed the bar" |
| Keith really should have washed his hands after changing Jakes nappy... |
| The Camel has and adverse reaction to not raising the button |
| I'm allin blind/ peekaboo /Now you see me/ Put them away Vicki, you can't put me off/ If I don't look at the river it can't hurt me |
| i cant beleive iv brought my son up to be a QPR fan |
| After just over a year of playing non-stop "peek-a-bo" Keith still finds it difficult to break the habit in public |
| bum |
| 'who swapped my moisturiser for superglue?' |
| ....9..10.....coming! ready or not! |
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