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« Reply #75 on: November 29, 2006, 03:19:37 PM »

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if tantrum is a woman it would be pointless trying to explain sane/non psychotic....she wouldn't understand anyway

Well if i am a woman, and therefore non sane and psychotic, and you say that does not mean i am stupid, it would be safe to say that there is a probability of me being able to understand your definition of' non-sane/ psychotic'  So my gender is not an issue.   Wink
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« Reply #76 on: November 29, 2006, 03:23:24 PM »

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if tantrum is a woman it would be pointless trying to explain sane/non psychotic....she wouldn't understand anyway

Well if i am a woman, and therefore non sane and psychotic, and you say that does not mean i am stupid, it would be safe to say that there is a probability of me being able to understand your definition of' non-sane/ psychotic'  So my gender is not an issue.   Wink

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« Reply #77 on: November 29, 2006, 03:26:43 PM »

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is that not what the woman normally says to you?
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« Reply #78 on: November 29, 2006, 03:27:44 PM »

Tightend is sane.
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« Reply #79 on: November 29, 2006, 03:29:52 PM »

Big fleas have little fleas
on their backs to bite um
Those fleas have other fleas
and so on, ad infinitum.
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« Reply #80 on: November 29, 2006, 03:32:48 PM »

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Boldie and you have not even started the

'A First Course in Abstract Algebra: Rings, Groups and Fields
by Marlow Anderson'

But I can see that Red Dog has already started the first chapter... Grin
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« Reply #81 on: November 29, 2006, 03:33:28 PM »

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is that not what the woman normally says to you?

used to be..now the judge says I can't come within a mile of the ladies anymore...that's why i moved to Glasgow..no ladies here Smiley
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« Reply #82 on: November 29, 2006, 03:34:21 PM »

if you had an infinite amount of monkeys and an infinite amount of typewriters then you would need an infinite amount of space to accomodate them, would there be enough space left for you to be able to check them for the works of shakespeare?
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« Reply #83 on: November 29, 2006, 03:35:10 PM »

Or a janitors closet. Things may get infinately messy.
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« Reply #84 on: November 29, 2006, 03:37:21 PM »

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if you had an infinite amount of monkeys and an infinite amount of typewriters then you would need an infinite amount of space to accomodate them, would there be enough space left for you to be able to check them for the works of shakespeare?

If you would get an infinite space then of course you would have enough of space left for you...
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« Reply #85 on: November 29, 2006, 03:42:07 PM »

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if you had an infinite amount of monkeys and an infinite amount of typewriters then you would need an infinite amount of space to accomodate them, would there be enough space left for you to be able to check them for the works of shakespeare?

If you would get an infinite space then of course you would have enough of space left for you...

But surely the infinite monkeys etc. would take up all the room?
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« Reply #86 on: November 29, 2006, 03:43:43 PM »

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But surely the infinite monkeys etc. would take up all the room?
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How big is the room?
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« Reply #87 on: November 29, 2006, 03:50:03 PM »

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if you had an infinite amount of monkeys and an infinite amount of typewriters then you would need an infinite amount of space to accomodate them, would there be enough space left for you to be able to check them for the works of shakespeare?

If you would get an infinite space then of course you would have enough of space left for you...

But surely the infinite monkeys etc. would take up all the room?


You put a dividing wall down the middle. Half of infinity is still infinity, so you put the monkeys in one infinite bit of the room, then you can have the other bit all to yourself.
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« Reply #88 on: November 29, 2006, 03:55:52 PM »

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if you had an infinite amount of monkeys and an infinite amount of typewriters then you would need an infinite amount of space to accomodate them, would there be enough space left for you to be able to check them for the works of shakespeare?

If you would get an infinite space then of course you would have enough of space left for you...

But surely the infinite monkeys etc. would take up all the room?


You put a dividing wall down the middle. Half of infinity is still infinity, so you put the monkeys in one infinite bit of the room, then you can have the other bit all to yourself.

but you'd need an infinite amount of monitoring equipment to keep an eye out on them..and since you couldn't do that all by yourself you'd need an infinite amount of supervising monkeys.
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« Reply #89 on: November 29, 2006, 03:59:17 PM »

but you'd need an infinite amount of monitoring equipment to keep an eye out on them..and since you couldn't do that all by yourself you'd need an infinite amount of supervising monkeys.

if the supervising monkeys get more bananas than the typing monkeys then can i redirect my application form to the relevant department? thumbs up
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