Your Worst Nightmare

[RED-DOG]

I used to go to the Crazy Daisey back then too Barry, but I didn't have much money.

One day I went into a clothes shop called Sexy Rexy's (remember that?) They had black suede suits on sale for £5, I bought one and wore it that night to the Crazy Daisey, when I got inside, every fooker was wearing one. I felt such a prat!

[Dingdell]

I once met a guy in Woburn on a blind date. I had arranged (being safety concious) that my friend should ring me to make sure everything was ok. Trouble is, that in Woburn there wasn't any mobile phone signal.
The date wasn't ok but I was finding it difficult to leave because the door of the pub was the wrong way for me just to disappear.

Desperately trying to get a signal I was stood on the loo seat in the ladies with my phone out the window, unfortunately the window opened out into the beer garden and some men thought it would be funny to start pulling me out of the loo window.  I resisted being pulled out completely (stupidy in hindsight) and reappeared for the rest of the date looking as if I had been pulled through a bush backwards - which in reality is what had happened.
Needless to say he found me very amusing and attractive and still rings me to this day.

One part of this story is untrue........

[RED-DOG]

I once pulled the most stunning bird you have ever seen in the Crazy Daisey. waist length black hair, enormous brown eyes, and a figure that a Trappist monk would remark on.

She was 23, her name was Concepta and she came from Ireland. I told her I was 22, (I was only 16) Some bastard grassed me up and she dumped me. Sigh....

[vinni]

red what a club that was ,thats where i met anne my wife of 23 years .
 
any thing went in there lol

[vinni]

I once pulled the most stunning bird you have ever seen in the Crazy Daisey. waist length black hair, enormous brown eyes, and a figure that a Trappist monk would remark on.

She was 23, her name was Concepta and she came from Ireland. I told her I was 22, (I was only 16) Some bastard grassed me up and she dumped me. Sigh....

 

[RED-DOG]

I used to strut my stuff on that tiny dance floor... I can still do the bump and the footsie  

[vinni]

phil oakey out of the human league  once came in, all the birds where cooing round him ,he had the wedge head if you remember ,so i cut it of ,they screamed at me i thought i was going to get linched .after that he had short back and sides .
           the only thing what did my head in was men putting make up on in the mens ,thinking they was gary numan ,
they hated it when i walked in the toilet.

[RED-DOG]

Come to think of it Barry, one night I got a bit cheeky and a big bloke with a blonde barnet sparked me.

you don't remember lamping a skinny kid with a moustache do you?

[vinni]

cant have been me red i had skinhead .
whould definatley admit to it lol