Me: Where's my black jersey?
Mrs Red: No idea. *snigger*
Me: Sadie, have you seen my black jersey?
Sadie: No. *snigger*
Me: Bridie, have you seen my black jersey?
Bridie: What does it look like? *snigger*
Me: The black one with blue stripes, you've seen it a thousand times, do you walk around with your eyes closed?
Bridie: I haven't seen it.
Me, after searching everywhere and ranting: Look, I left it on that chair, someone must have moved it because I didn't.
(Much sniggering)
Two hours and a lot of chuntering later, Mrs Red gets up and says: "I'm off to bed" and she removes my black jersey which she has been wearing all along.
Her: Here you are, Mr observant!
Me: I knew you were wearing it, do you think I'm daft?
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