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« on: December 11, 2006, 04:10:11 PM »
just thought id try and cheer this forum up,
i think its a bit down.

any good 1 liners out there ill start

i knew a man once,he had wooden legs,and real feet.
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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2006, 04:16:23 PM »
BAH HUMBUG .... SCREW CHRISTMAS, SCREW CHRISTMAS CARDS, SCREW CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, SCREW CHRISTMAS SONGS, SCREW BEING NICE TO PEOPLE YOU DONT LIKE JUST BECAUSE IT IS DECEMBER 25TH, SCREW SPENDING MONEY ON USELESS TAT THAT PEOPLE NEITHER WANT NOR NEED.

But if it floats your boat, i hope you have a good one Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2006, 04:18:19 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on December 11, 2006, 04:16:23 PM
BAH HUMBUG .... SCREW CHRISTMAS, SCREW CHRISTMAS CARDS, SCREW CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, SCREW CHRISTMAS SONGS, SCREW BEING NICE TO PEOPLE YOU DONT LIKE JUST BECAUSE IT IS DECEMBER 25TH, SCREW SPENDING MONEY ON USELESS TAT THAT PEOPLE NEITHER WANT NOR NEED.

Seems like the Queen is going for an unusually frank speech this year.
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2006, 04:37:58 PM »
Paul's putting the tree and decorations up this year !! 

I'm slowly coming round to be a cheery Christmas person  Smiley

Harry's first school play tomorrow and he's gonna be a sheep  Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley


         MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OUR BLONDE FRIENDS
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2006, 04:42:14 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on December 11, 2006, 04:16:23 PM
BAH HUMBUG .... SCREW CHRISTMAS, SCREW CHRISTMAS CARDS, SCREW CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, SCREW CHRISTMAS SONGS, SCREW BEING NICE TO PEOPLE YOU DONT LIKE JUST BECAUSE IT IS DECEMBER 25TH, SCREW SPENDING MONEY ON USELESS TAT THAT PEOPLE NEITHER WANT NOR NEED.

But if it floats your boat, i hope you have a good one Smiley

Couldnt agree more m8, but then Im a tight C**t! lol
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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2006, 04:47:26 PM »
Quote from: M3boy on December 11, 2006, 04:42:14 PM
Quote from: Colchester Kev on December 11, 2006, 04:16:23 PM
BAH HUMBUG .... SCREW CHRISTMAS, SCREW CHRISTMAS CARDS, SCREW CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, SCREW CHRISTMAS SONGS, SCREW BEING NICE TO PEOPLE YOU DONT LIKE JUST BECAUSE IT IS DECEMBER 25TH, SCREW SPENDING MONEY ON USELESS TAT THAT PEOPLE NEITHER WANT NOR NEED.

But if it floats your boat, i hope you have a good one Smiley

Couldnt agree more m8, but then Im a tight C**t! lol

LOL quality Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2006, 04:49:41 PM »
Sad thing is though Kev, I REALLY do agree!!

If only Jobo's allowed gambling - I'd seriously consider converting! lol
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« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2006, 04:58:29 PM »
Why is it that if you are white and from the British Isles that you automatically have to celebrate Christmas? Being an athiest i haven't celebrated Christmas for about 18 years now and yet i still get people giving me the spanish inquisition when i tell them that 25th December will be just the same as any other Monday. Usually the conversation goes along the line of.....

Them: "So what will you be doing on Christmas day"

Me: "Nothing, i dont celebrate Christmas"

Them: "Oh dont be silly, you must come round and celebrate it with us"

Me: "Sorry, i'm not religious - i don't celebrate Christmas"

This continues for a while before in the end i say

Me: "So what did you do to celebrate Eid?"

Them: "Nothing, we're not muslim"

Me: "And what did you do for Yom Kippur?"

Them: "Nothing, we're not jewish"

Its usually at this point that they think i'm being stroppy and a scrooge Cheesy

The best one is those who when i say "i'm not religious" reply "neither are we but Christmas isnt about religion"!?!?!?!?!?! 

For those who do celebrate it though, have a good holiday period thumbs up
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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2006, 05:01:12 PM »
Quote from: charmaine on December 11, 2006, 04:37:58 PM


Harry's first school play tomorrow and he's gonna be a sheep  Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley



I wouldn't advertise that fact on a sofa---king thread!
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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2006, 05:01:56 PM »
i am now  into christmas mode,having had a lazy day off after a late morning poker session,i decided to cook dinner for my wife and son ,,,,nice pasta mmmm my Italian uncles recipe top,top,top.
is it normal to drink a bottle of champagne to yourself in the proses  ?  2 hours now I'm pi55ed lol,i dont think i got a problem,have i ?
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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2006, 05:06:04 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on December 11, 2006, 05:01:12 PM
Quote from: charmaine on December 11, 2006, 04:37:58 PM


Harry's first school play tomorrow and he's gonna be a sheep  Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley



I wouldn't advertise that fact on a sofa---king thread!
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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2006, 05:06:29 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on December 11, 2006, 05:01:12 PM
Quote from: charmaine on December 11, 2006, 04:37:58 PM


Harry's first school play tomorrow and he's gonna be a sheep  Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley



I wouldn't advertise that fact on a sofa---king thread!
all your threads red should be baaaaaaaaaaaaa   erd
funny enough its my boy play tomorrow hes a sotongi  tribal leader,,,,what this has to do with,,,,oops he just shouted out a peace child lol.i think i am pi55ed.
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« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2006, 05:07:39 PM »
Quote from: sofa----king on December 11, 2006, 05:01:56 PM
i am now  into christmas mode,having had a lazy day off after a late morning poker session,i decided to cook dinner for my wife and son ,,,,nice pasta mmmm my Italian uncles recipe top,top,top.
is it normal to drink a bottle of champagne to yourself in the proses  ?  2 hours now I'm pi55ed lol,i dont think i got a problem,have i ?
No problem sofa, just keep telling yourself you deserve it , thats what Paul does anyway  Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2006, 05:10:32 PM »
Quote from: charmaine on December 11, 2006, 05:07:39 PM
Quote from: sofa----king on December 11, 2006, 05:01:56 PM
i am now  into christmas mode,having had a lazy day off after a late morning poker session,i decided to cook dinner for my wife and son ,,,,nice pasta mmmm my Italian uncles recipe top,top,top.
is it normal to drink a bottle of champagne to yourself in the proses  ?  2 hours now I'm pi55ed lol,i dont think i got a problem,have i ?
No problem sofa, just keep telling yourself you deserve it , thats what Paul does anyway  Smiley
last night 15 hour poker session,wow im whacked im just starting to come around one of the boys is asking me if im going tonight...hehehehehhe shall i give em a chance to get it back?? i will let blonde decide.or superman on dvd ?
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« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2006, 05:21:51 PM »
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