Your Poker Goals for 2007

[RED-DOG]

I know a good scrap bloke who'll give her £20 ...... its a start on the road to Aruba 

I doubt that Charmine - it's mostly made of plastic held together with masking tape!

**correction** that's, "It's mostly made of sheets of a metal so base it has no name held together with duck tape."

And by focusing on the car, you're missing the point.  I probably should have given an example actually worth something, though.

***correction*** that's "duct" tape Jen.

****correction****  I am using 'duck' as a brand so ubiquitous that it has become a generic, like 'Hoover.'  Actually.

****correction*****  You are just mis-hearing. Or are you saying that your duct tape is Duck brand duct tape?

[Djinn]

Yes, that's what I'm saying... you going to argue with the mighty Duck brand?

[booder]

Yes, that's what I'm saying... you going to argue with the mighty Duck brand?

this one Jen ?

[JungleCat03]

sadly "duck" duct tape went into liquidation a few years ago. Apparently they couldn't handle the bills.

[booder]

sadly "duck" duct tape went into liquidation a few years ago. Apparently they couldn't handle the bills.

sigh

[RED-DOG]

Yes, that's what I'm saying... you going to argue with the mighty Duck brand?

No, I'm not going to argue anymore. It was thrilling for a while to think I had won an argument with a woman, (especially you) I should have known better.

Back to the drawing board.

[tikay]

Yes, that's what I'm saying... you going to argue with the mighty Duck brand?

No, I'm not going to argue anymore. It was thrilling for a while to think I had won an argument with a woman, (especially you) I should have known better.

Back to the drawing board.

Nobody EVER on an argument with Lady Mason. I mean, we could, at a push, but just imagine the retribution, it'd be of biblical proportions. And if you think THAT would be bad, try patronising her.....EEEkkkk!

[Djinn]

Yes - plagues of frogs and all that.  Don't make me do it.

Thanks for the illustration, Booder.

[tikay]

Yes - plagues of frogs and all that.  Don't make me do it.

Thanks for the illustration, Booder.

Trust me Jen, I won't. Ever. Just imagine, a plague of frogs. I was gonna suggest that "plague" is the wrong collective Noun for fogs, but a) I don't know the correct one, & b) I'm scared to.

Merda taurorum animas conturbit and all that, eh?

[Karabiner]

My goal is to finish the year with more money than I started, and support myself without having to resort to paid employment.

Almost exactly my thoughts too 

[RED-DOG]

Yes, that's what I'm saying... you going to argue with the mighty Duck brand?

No, I'm not going to argue anymore. It was thrilling for a while to think I had won an argument with a woman, (especially you) I should have known better.

Back to the drawing board.

Nobody EVER on an argument with Lady Mason. I mean, we could, at a push, but just imagine the retribution, it'd be of biblical proportions. And if you think THAT would be bad, try patronising her.....EEEkkkk!

What is this power and authority thing? it has nothing to do with size, you either got it, or you don't.

I used to know a blacksmith in Doncaster, a tiny little waif of a man, about five foot two and 7 stone he was. Local wags used to say that the best part of him ended up as a stain on his mothers mattress, but they didn't say it to his face. When he said "Jump" they said "How high?"

He was totally fearless, he used to specialise in shoeing awkward or, as Sark might say "vicious" horses, but even they knew when they were beat. I have seen young shire stallions who thought they were the king of the world skitting around in his loose box, rearing up onto their hind legs and waving hooves the size of dustbin lids in the air. Then ken would walk in.

In a shrill, reedy voice he would shout something like "Behave thisen, tha big lummox"  and he would deliver a puny punch to the horse's enormous flank. The effect was always the same, 17 hands of raw, rippling power would stand before him, eyes rolling, quivering with fear, anxious to do his bidding.

Jen, (although she is somewhat bigger, and definitely better looking) reminds me of him.

[tikay]

Yes, that's what I'm saying... you going to argue with the mighty Duck brand?

No, I'm not going to argue anymore. It was thrilling for a while to think I had won an argument with a woman, (especially you) I should have known better.

Back to the drawing board.

Nobody EVER on an argument with Lady Mason. I mean, we could, at a push, but just imagine the retribution, it'd be of biblical proportions. And if you think THAT would be bad, try patronising her.....EEEkkkk!

What is this power and authority thing? it has nothing to do with size, you either got it, or you don't.

I used to know a blacksmith in Doncaster, a tiny little waif of a man, about five foot two and 7 stone he was. Local wags used to say that the best part of him ended up as a stain on his mothers mattress, but they didn't say it to his face. When he said "Jump" they said "How high?"

He was totally fearless, he used to specialise in shoeing awkward or, as Sark might say "vicious" horses, but even they knew when they were beat. I have seen young shire stallions who thought they were the king of the world skitting around in his loose box, rearing up onto their hind legs and waving hooves the size of dustbin lids in the air. Then ken would walk in.

In a shrill, reedy voice he would shout something like "Behave thisen, tha big lummox"  and he would deliver a puny punch to the horse's enormous flank. The effect was always the same, 17 hands of raw, rippling power would stand before him, eyes rolling, quivering with fear, anxious to do his bidding.

Jen, although she is a somewhat bigger, and definitely better looking, reminds me of him.

Hehe, you got it Tom. If you've ever seen Jen with a mardy on, it's a sight to behold. Ask The Quality Hotel, in Walsall.....I'm trying to persuade her to get herself up to Stoke today, but she's ignoring me. As per.....

[Canuck]

I want to win an online sat for an EPT event or even better for the WSOP main event. Being able to take my fiancee to Vegas with some spending money and free accommodation would be incredible.

[booder]

i want a fiancee

[Colchester Kev]

i want a fiancee

If you want a fiance, you need therapy !!!