Scam!

Have seen this before but it still made me laugh for about the 3rd time.

Thought you might want to be aware of this scam that is going around.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies for my new place has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start making out with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and goes down on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also November 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.