Colchester Kev
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right ... "
Colchester Kev
"SURE ..... It wont let you down"
thetank
Security was a little lapse, and the odd head slapper made it past the checkpoint.
booder
its true what they say about black guys !
Tracey Dell
Paul Jackson was surprised but delighted at the impromptu marriage proposal
ripple11
blimey!....even The Pope plays Poker
I KNOW IT
Trust me, Phil Ivey is the complete package
james fisher
phill said his was this big,i told him he wouldnt like mine on the end of his nose for a wart.......
ariston
rebuy
ariston
finish him phil we got a tee time booked in half an hour
Sheriff Fatman
Mr Cool's image was shattered when the shuffle on his iPod found 'YMCA'.
Ross Warren
I'm the king of the world! ( Celine Dion Music Optional)
boldie
wooohoo...I lucked out against Ivey!

Poppet
You can both take a back-slap from me for calling my bluff
Poppet
You can both take a back-slap from me for calling my bluff
Luke
Marc: "Look, I KNOW the rules of Tiddlywinks, and that's NOT how you play ! FLOOR !"
dik9
Should have used right guard
Ang
I was extremely impressed from the first time of using the deodorant - no white marks, pleasant smell and no dampness throughout the day....SURE For MEN!
Canuck
"Fearing for his manhood due to his lack of chips, he attempted to make the crowd believe 'it's this big'"
tikay
Mr Cool acknowldges he is poker's answer to Cliff Richard..