Put your Xmas nightmare stories here..................

[ericstoner]

Put it on ice Dewi,

I hav'nt been up to Snowden, since as a 17 year old, me and my girlfriend, told her mum we were going to visit my aunt in Essex.

We then took my Escort car and with 'moonlighting' by Leo Sayer on the radio, set out for a weekend of bliss in north Wales. Our weekend of fumbling passion started with a night in a B&B in LLandudno, followed by a trip from Portmadoc-Festineog on the railway.

It ended abruptly with a car smash on the llwerst to bets-y-coad road,and a conviction (1st of many)for dangerous driving.

Ah happy days....................................hope I got all the place names right Dewi, it was a long time ago.

Thx for all the good wishes guys.

[RED-DOG]

I always knew you were a bit of a dark horse Brendan.

[Dingdell]

This year - trying very hard to bond with dingdells berns 'children' - all over the age of 18 but still children.......it's been a difficult few years with them coming to terms that their parents are divorcing- we have worked very hard persuading them that the breakup was nothing to do with me - (which it wasn't but they are looking for someone to blame and are angry)

I knew boxing day was doomed when one of his (normally very sweet daughters) cornered me in the kitchen and hissed: "If it wasn't for you............" and then proceeded to blame me for everything including the Iraq war .........guess its back to the drawing board then!

What was amazing was the transformation back into sweet little girl once she had finished, it was a real jeckyll and hyde moment!

So glad to be home!

[M3boy]

Tracey, at least u get the "Jeckyll and Hyde" - I just get one version form "our" sweet little daughter (The Evil One)

This year, she returned from Uni to join us at Christmas - but ate in one of the bedrooms because she didnt want to sit at the same table as "him".

Small price to pay though.

All in all a good Christmas on our standards! lol