A thing of beauty this thread. It's gonna be a good year.
Women can usually get their own way by using sex.
Only if the price is right

Asking for it...
£4.52
Note: Kinboshi got in there first, unlike ironside to re-hash the same joke

Move the digits a bit add few zeros we can talk....
Now here comes the genious, the beautiful set-up
0.0452
Will she take the bait?
typical,
the other way darling,
Oh yes she does! RED finishes twirling his metaphorical towel and THWACK
How much does that cost?
PWNED!
Where I come from, we call that game over.

Nice work all round, and ain't that tantrum a teriffic sport lads?