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« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2007, 02:24:36 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2007, 02:25:11 AM »

I am a strangely fanatical addict of Carrs Water biscuits too, especially those with the slightly peppery taste
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« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2007, 02:26:02 AM »

What flavour of Pot Noodle best compliments your refined pallete?

Pot noodle !!! ... try pouring boiling water on a mug full of polystrene bits, you wont know the difference.

I would much prefer an instant mash sarnie than a pot noodle ffs.


PS. the Prawn Cocktail Skip is a excellent snack.
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« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2007, 02:34:34 AM »


Pot noodle !!! ... try pouring boiling water on a mug full of polystrene bits, you wont know the difference.


I think the manafacturers get their "lamb powder" from the same batch of abatoir sweepings, but each to their own.
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« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2007, 02:55:03 AM »

So do we all agree walkers make the best crisps

why oh why did they have to ban   smokey bacon
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« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2007, 04:02:14 AM »

Pot Noodle === Nice and Spicy

Crisps === Salt and Vinegar

although Walkers Sweet Thai Chilli are not far off.

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« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2007, 04:28:02 AM »

For the tastiest scrummiest snack try this.

Bloomer loaf fresh baked bread (or from your local corner shop)...toast in the toaster...when it pops out rub a garlic clove into the toasted bread..then cut a tomato in half and rub that over the surface...then a wafering of olive oil..fkin lovely.

If you want to make a meal of it then add cheese and onion etc..........yum yum
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« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2007, 04:41:37 AM »

I'm with suzanne.

Only coz I got a Jamie Oliver book for Christmas. Lovely fresh ingredients, no discomgobultaing agents or demulsifants.
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« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2007, 04:55:58 AM »

Pot Noodles aren't supposed to be healthy, that's the point.

They are supposed to be EASY.

And you don't get your fingers smelling of garlic for the rest of the day.
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« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2007, 05:06:16 AM »

Pot Noodles aren't supposed to be healthy, that's the point.

They are supposed to be EASY.

And you don't get your fingers smelling of garlic for the rest of the day.

Its a 2 minute job and i could think of worse things that you fingers could smell off
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« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2007, 05:10:10 AM »

Prawn cocktail crisps?

(Just to bring us full-circle)
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« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2007, 05:16:07 AM »

I'm with suzanne.

Only coz I got a Jamie Oliver book for Christmas. Lovely fresh ingredients, no discomgobultaing agents or demulsifants.

You crack me up  

OK OK....i give in.....walkers (has to be walkers) Cheese and Onion crisp sanny on that brown bread that looks white (just to be healthy) with LOADS of butter and brown sauce but you have to eat it quick before crisps go soggy.

Now THAT after a night on the town is fkin lushhhhhhhhh.

Then again I have been known to eat marmite when my eyesight has been temporarily errrrrrr impaired thinking it was chocolate spread................WOW is that a shocker!!!
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« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2007, 05:20:21 AM »

Prawn cocktail crisps?

(Just to bring us full-circle)

Spawn of the devil...along with hedgehog and custard crisp.

Think about it...very similar...both with disasterous results.
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« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2007, 05:24:09 AM »

Prawn cocktail crisps?

(Just to bring us full-circle)

Spawn of the devil...


Sorry, I don't like them either, that was a suggestion to the "there are worse things your fingers could smell of" line. And a thread re-hijack, all in one neat package. (Holla.)
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« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2007, 05:36:07 AM »

Might I suggest then the Tesco mashed potato with onion and crispy crutons that can be served in 4 short minutes with the aid of a kettle.

A small jar of pilchards in tomato sauce can be added for flavour...but make sure you stir ir in with ur index finger to mix smoothly and to add a smell that suggests to ur flatmates that you scored ;-)

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