American Football - You dont use your feet, its for pussies because they wear armour and it stops and starts every 5 seconds
Basketball - is not a sport, its a being very tall competition
Baseball - Yeah, cant think of anything for this, I prefer cricket
Sorry, I just came over very British
Would you care to engage is interpersonal combat with one of the 240lb, 500lb benchpressing, pussies?
Or howzabout just calling one a pussy to his face.
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