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Ginger

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O/T The Birthday Present

« on: January 07, 2007, 02:56:42 PM »

A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.

The girl responds: "Which one? We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95
Volleyball Barbie: £19.95
Shopping Barbie: £19.95
Surfer Barbie:£19.95
Disco Barbie: £19.95
and Divorced Barbie: £299.99

Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.99 when all the other Barbies are £19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewellery
Ken's money
Ken's pension
Ken's computer, and
Ken's best friend..."

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Re: O/T The Birthday Present

« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2007, 03:08:18 PM »

Ken got the better deal, he got to keep his sanity, and gained his freedom Wink


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