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« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2007, 02:03:47 PM »
completely wrong Giant redwood Mr donkey, sir!
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« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2007, 02:03:56 PM »
Quote from: thetank on January 09, 2007, 02:02:40 PM
The old friend who saved my life, the old lady about to die, and the woman of dreams is the same person. The other two are goose stepping Nazis so I pick up Nora Battie and have some rumpy with the lights off.

 
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« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2007, 02:05:20 PM »
4. is she locked in the cellar?
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« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2007, 02:06:44 PM »
I only like the ones I can do.....

The others are obviously silly and beneath me!
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« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2007, 02:07:06 PM »
I'm sure number 1 is about letting someone else drive the car
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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2007, 02:07:34 PM »
did she open the cellar door and spill all the salt?
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« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2007, 02:09:08 PM »
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I'm sure number 1 is about letting someone else drive the car


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« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2007, 02:09:16 PM »
4 - let your mate do the life saving, he's good at it. Walk home with the new missus?
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« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2007, 02:10:22 PM »
1 rather....
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« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2007, 02:11:20 PM »
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4. is she locked in the cellar?

When the girl opened the cellar door she saw the living room and, through its windows, the garden. She had never seen these before because her parents had kept her all her life in the cellar
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« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2007, 02:11:33 PM »
4 is doing my head in.

Was it a big stash of porn?
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« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2007, 02:12:00 PM »
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4 - let your mate do the life saving, he's good at it. Walk home with the new missus?

That's it, let your mate drive and you stay with the chick.
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« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2007, 02:12:12 PM »
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4. is she locked in the cellar?

When the girl opened the cellar door she saw the living room and, through its windows, the garden. She had never seen these before because her parents had kept her all her life in the cellar

do i win that one then for 'the house'?
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« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2007, 02:13:03 PM »
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4. is she locked in the cellar?

When the girl opened the cellar door she saw the living room and, through its windows, the garden. She had never seen these before because her parents had kept her all her life in the cellar

Ahhhh, i thought i was way out because she couldn't open the door if she was locked in.
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« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2007, 02:16:59 PM »
The chicky would be too much hard work. You've had it with the dating scene, the lies, the false appearances, the pressure etc. Let the chick drive, your mate needs a sit down in the passenger seat, and stay with Nora yerself.

She looks like she won't be able to fight you off pretty soon. It's raining so lubrication should not be the problem that it usually is on these necrophillic occasions.

Am I outside the wrong box?
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