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Question: Please select the best 3 captions from the list below...
are you having that last pie?
Mind that dog shit Ross
That guy says we're a couple of 'Prima-donkies'
God, you're gorgeous!
Sod the poker, check the melons out on the bird behind you !
Ross looked for escape as Joe kept talking about his new friends ' far out brownies'
FFS Joe, mom told you the skateboard was for outside only!
joe, i dont care wot they say i am better than ram ,ross yer right if you say so
Ross contemplates moving in for the kill after noticing how attractive Joe's sparkly eyes are.
Joe: "Oi, Boatman that bins on fire!!" Barny: "I don't do that anymore!"
At the Annual Hendon Mob Talent Show, runner-up Joe performs the now famous "Tikay anecdote stance" while Ross demonstrates the Stan Laurel impression that earned him first place.
Whilst visiting Madame Tussauds Barny Boatman is stunned by how lifelike the Joe Beevers waxwork is.
Theres the guy who cracked my AA with 74 o/s
Ross can't believe Joe's choice as the two try to find a winner for the 2007 Smallest Midget Contest
Barny: "Are you sure you're not the one that's my brother?"
if we bow that low, then maybe the nice boys from blue sq might sponsor us.
After taking a knock on the head, Joe points Ross in the direction of the poker tables.
"Sorry Ross. I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"
"your teeth landed over there Ross"
This way Baby Boatman.
Ross considers if its polite to lick Joe's ear in public!!!
Wonder why the cameraman wants me to point Ross. It must be for a caption compo!!!
After taking a knock on the head, Joe points Barney in the direction of the poker tables.
Yeah.. Okay,, It is me from Londons' Burning.
toothpicks are over there mate
"Do they really get THAT big?"... "Uh huh, want some?!"
Ross gazes enviously at Joes robot dance
Ross thinks - 'I've never noticed what Fabulous skin Joe has'
LOOK AT HIM ! JUST FRIKIN LOOK AT HIM ! he allways lasts longer than us...(Ram obviously)
Ross just couldnt stop looking at Joe's bogie
Look, rams winning again, the rest of us should really learn how to do that
"Out looks cooler right??" "Why's Barnie got his tucked in then?"
look at that dog aving a shit.
You know, you look exactly like that bloke there.
Ross never could bring himself to confess his secret love for Joe.
"NEWS FLASH" Joe Beavers and Ross Boatman >gets an invite to celebrity come dancing...
Ross had learned to hide most of his tells, apart from "Joe, I really want to kiss you".
If that Tikay asks me to pull his finger once more I'll punch his F'ing lights out.
"youve caught that finger pointing thing of tikay avent you ?"
Lou looks on in disbelief as Andy points to Ram's stack saying, "I want that one..."

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« on: January 15, 2007, 04:53:49 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2007, 08:55:35 AM »
A blatant attempt to gain my vote has been made by the composer of the very last caption ... they obviously remembered my fondness for "little Britain" .  I voted....It worked.


PS. ITS NOT MY ENTRY !!
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2007, 11:29:42 AM »
my entry appears to have been left out by editorial on the grounds that it went too far I expect. If you ask very nicely, I'll put it on this thread though. It was a certain winner, but probably would have had me banning myself
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2007, 12:01:10 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on January 15, 2007, 11:29:42 AM
my entry appears to have been left out by editorial on the grounds that it went too far I expect. If you ask very nicely, I'll put it on this thread though. It was a certain winner, but probably would have had me banning myself

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PLEASE tell us what your entry was.

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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2007, 12:17:15 PM »
Such sincerity!!


" removed after I posted it, before a mod mods a mod lol"


its very funny though
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2007, 01:00:03 PM »
"Sorry Ross. I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"

  Genius!
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2007, 01:16:06 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on January 15, 2007, 01:00:03 PM
"Sorry Ross. I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"

  Genius!

Yeah, right.
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2007, 01:37:58 PM »
From looking at the photos from the Bolton GPT, it looks like Joe could be pointing at Praz Bansi.
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2007, 04:27:33 PM »
Quote from: tikay on January 15, 2007, 01:16:06 PM
Quote from: Claw75 on January 15, 2007, 01:00:03 PM
"Sorry Ross. I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"

  Genius!

Yeah, right.

I'm sure this is no reference to you Tikay - after all, it says 'old' 
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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2007, 05:04:43 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on January 15, 2007, 04:27:33 PM
Quote from: tikay on January 15, 2007, 01:16:06 PM
Quote from: Claw75 on January 15, 2007, 01:00:03 PM
"Sorry Ross. I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"

  Genius!

Yeah, right.

I'm sure this is no reference to you Tikay - after all, it says 'old' 

exactly. describing TK as old is like describing the titanic as a bit wet....
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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2007, 06:12:32 PM »
I think the Lou and Andy one at the foot of page is the best caption I have ever seen. Who ever wrote that must be a genius, perhaps in the same class as Stephen Hawkin. 
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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2007, 06:23:08 PM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on January 15, 2007, 06:12:32 PM
I think the Lou and Andy one at the foot of page is the best caption I have ever seen. Who ever wrote that must be a genius, perhaps in the same class as Stephen Hawkin. 

Obviously Stephen Hawkin's class was the one for all the thick kids who couldn't spell Stephen Hawking.

Was that your class too, Snoopy?
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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2007, 06:26:21 PM »
Quote from: lazaroonie on January 15, 2007, 05:04:43 PM
Quote from: Claw75 on January 15, 2007, 04:27:33 PM
Quote from: tikay on January 15, 2007, 01:16:06 PM
Quote from: Claw75 on January 15, 2007, 01:00:03 PM
"Sorry Ross. I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"

  Genius!

Yeah, right.

I'm sure this is no reference to you Tikay - after all, it says 'old' 

exactly. describing TK as old is like describing the titanic as a bit wet....

....or Laz, as "plump".
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2007, 06:45:54 PM »
Quote from: AndrewT on January 15, 2007, 06:23:08 PM
Quote from: snoopy1239 on January 15, 2007, 06:12:32 PM
I think the Lou and Andy one at the foot of page is the best caption I have ever seen. Who ever wrote that must be a genius, perhaps in the same class as Stephen Hawkin. 

Obviously Stephen Hawkin's class was the one for all the thick kids who couldn't spell Stephen Hawking.

Was that your class too, Snoopy?

Just do as your told and vote for the last one. 
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2007, 07:15:58 PM »
Calabunga dudes, vote for the skateboard one.

Everybodies gone surfing, sufring USA. Look at him, he's balancing himself, vote for that one, it's the way forwards.
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