am i gay?

[sofa----king]

wow,i cant belive ive watched all of the swan lake thing on bbc1,,mind you it was probably because i couldnt be arsed getting of the sofa to get the remote controls for the tv,,,.,
.SOMEONE SHOULD INVENT "REMOTE CONTROLS" TO GET THE REMOTE CONTROLS.,.,.,btw im not gay.,.,.,but what do those guys put down their tights?



this is me when i was 19 in russia,.,.,.,

[boldie]

wow,i cant belive ive watched all of the swan lake thing on bbc1,,mind you it was probably because i couldnt be arsed getting of the sofa to get the remote controls for the tv,,,.,
.SOMEONE SHOULD INVENT "REMOTE CONTROLS" TO GET THE REMOTE CONTROLS.,.,.,btw im not gay.,.,.,but what to those guys put down their tights?

hehehe...yep. Just watched it myself...always had a thing for ballerinas but never had a chance with them because erm..ballet dancers are too ...erm fit.

[sofa----king]

just found out what they put down their tights





























the frickin SWANS.,.,.,

[kinboshi]

this is me when i was 19 in russia,.,.,.,

 

[bhoywonder]

lol  at swans down trousers

[MadYank]

am i gay?

Do you have a funny mustache?

Do you wear frilly hats?

Do you wear blue boiler suits?

Do you wear all three at the same time?

Do you have erotic dreams about Patrik Antonious?

[tantrum]

Have you enjoyed though?

[sofa----king]

am i gay?

Do you have a funny mustache?

Do you wear frilly hats?

Do you wear blue boiler suits?

Do you wear all three at the same time?

Do you have erotic dreams about Patrik Antonious?

yes to all of these except the boiler suit.,.,,.


i tell you a funny story about me and patrik antonius he hadnt been playing long nor me and we clashed on the final table at the midland masters a few years ago,,i bluffed him out of a nice pot,
during the break outside the casino i had to get something fom my car and he was outside talking on the phone,.,.i said to him quick ,,.,.(just like a novice).,.,i bluffed you out of that pot wiv 0 .,.,lol.,.,he looked me up and down and said so what.,.,.,i said when you become a film star remember this night.,,.,.because when your films flop you can look back at this and remember.,.,.that you were bluffed by a guy who has only been playing 2 weeks lol.,.,he said SO .,.,.well  i was stuck for words.,.,..,(first time)
since that night we both laughed at what my comments were and we are now mates.,.,.,but i am still better looking than him.,.,.he looks like          brad pitt.,.,.,
and no i say not the cockney rhyming slang lol

[danafish]

lol  at swans down trousers

NOOOO John got attacked by a swan once and now he gets really upset when anyone talks about them. They're dangerous dangerous things, very bad birds, and no-one should ever put them down their trousers. Anyway they all belong to the Queen and she doesn't want anything that's been in your trousers.

[boldie]

lol  at swans down trousers

NOOOO John got attacked by a swan once and now he gets really upset when anyone talks about them. They're dangerous dangerous things, very bad birds, and no-one should ever put them down their trousers. Anyway they all belong to the Queen and she doesn't want anything that's been in your trousers.

Princess Margaret does though...

[danafish]

am i gay?

Do you have a funny mustache?

Do you wear frilly hats?

Do you wear blue boiler suits?

Do you wear all three at the same time?

Do you have erotic dreams about Patrik Antonious?

Do you wear pink t-shirts and matching shoes?

Do you order pink cocktails that come with flowers in them?

Or coconuts? Fresh, young coconuts?