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« on: January 23, 2007, 09:55:11 PM »

This maybe the strangest call in the history of poker...

I know I bluff a bit, but surely I can beat 8 high here?!?!??(note to mods, this is intended for comedy value, so isn't meant for the hand analysis board)

PokerStars Game #8085332218: Tournament #41278750, $550+$20 Hold'em No Limit -
Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/01/23 - 14:47:16 (ET)
Table '41278750 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: railparade14 (1400 in chips)
Seat 2: The Camel (1600 in chips)
railparade14: posts small blind 10
The Camel: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to The Camel [ ]
railparade14: raises 40 to 60
The Camel: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [ ]
The Camel: checks
railparade14: bets 80
The Camel: calls 80
*** TURN *** [ ] []
The Camel: checks
railparade14: checks
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
The Camel: checks
railparade14: bets 120
The Camel: raises 320 to 440
railparade14: calls 320
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The Camel: shows [ ] (a flush, Ace high)
railparade14: mucks hand
The Camel collected 1160 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1160 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: railparade14 (button) (small blind) mucked [three clubs ]
Seat 2: The Camel (big blind) showed [ ] and won (1160) with a flush, Ace
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2007, 09:58:48 PM »

  ....give me two pints.
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2007, 10:05:05 PM »

Bet he's drinking Old Perculier.  He's obviously on his 8th pint of it though...

Tears of the gods that stuff.
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2007, 10:40:43 PM »

think he thoght he had a str8.  the masterclassics is up on youtube keith, have you seen it. What did u make of that JJ guy, he comes accross as a right tosser
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2007, 12:34:36 AM »

Is railparade14 Neville Southall's online poker name?
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2007, 12:40:38 AM »

think he thoght he had a str8.  the masterclassics is up on youtube keith, have you seen it. What did u make of that JJ guy, he comes accross as a right tosser

When I got knocked JJ tried to hug me... I wasn't having any of that!

To be fair I just think he was over excited. He usually plays £10 tournaments and couldn't quite believe what was happening to him... He was over the top, but not as bad as it probably came across on tv.
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2007, 01:04:20 AM »

Keith are you the secret brother of James (royal flush) Dempsey ?
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2007, 07:58:50 AM »

Even the flop-reading illiterate Tuff fish would have done better than this

" 8....9...T...J...K hang on  8...9....T....J......I.... GOT.... NUTHIN! I can't catch a goddamn hand!"
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2007, 10:00:36 AM »

What Camel fails to tell everyone here though is that he ended up losing!!

Failing to control his bout of laughter he somehow knocked his laptop off the table. When it hit the ground the wireless network card was knocked from its socket damaging it slightly meaning he lost his connection. By the time he managed to get the laptop wired back up to the router he'd been blinded away..........

Ok, on a more serious note - please tell me that the $550+$20 was play money?!?!?!?!?!? Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2007, 10:16:45 AM »

It must have been, $500 HU games are what Keith plays.
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2007, 10:43:51 AM »

think he thoght he had a str8.  the masterclassics is up on youtube keith, have you seen it. What did u make of that JJ guy, he comes accross as a right tosser

I actually saw this on youtube on the morning after the final, astounding to see it that quick.
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2007, 11:29:56 AM »

I remember someoen calling my all-in in a live comp with 39 off suit for all his chippies because he "thought I was at it" I had Aces and he cracked them ofcourse lol
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2007, 12:37:59 PM »

I remember someoen calling my all-in in a live comp with 39 off suit for all his chippies because he "thought I was at it" I had Aces and he cracked them ofcourse lol


All in with 93 o/s - these people are nuts!!!

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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2007, 12:39:49 PM »

Even the flop-reading illiterate Tuff fish would have done better than this

" 8....9...T...J...K hang on  8...9....T....J......I.... GOT.... NUTHIN! I can't catch a goddamn hand!"



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