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Question: Please select the best three captions from the list below...
Smile for the camera or I will shoot you with these fingers
John's claim to have had two haircuts in the last 10 years is met with derision
Holding this imaginary umbrella isn't really keeping the rain off, is it?
Go on, take a puff of this ... I've never seen a horse smoke before.
Listen i might be rich beyond my wildest dreams but do me a favour give me my umbrella back this £800 armani suit's not waterpfoof
John Duthie's James Bond impression is not taken as seriously as he hoped.
Look! A4 off from middle position IS a raising hand!
The name's Bond. James Bond... hahahahahahahaha
"Look,I'm telling you, don't wear dark suits, it shows off your dandruff !"
John Duthie saying:- and believe it or not what clinched Tikay's pending romantic date with Lawrence Gosney was when he told Lawrence to "pull on this"!
Hey Love, say it - don't spray it
David Ginola lookalike impresses the lady by conjuring a cigarette from her nose!!
I shouln't have told you that gag when you had a mouthful of drink
If you carry on spitting all over me these fingers are going right down your gob!
Dont ever tell me to get a haircut again or next time the gun will be real!
David Ginola tells Gillian McKeith "If these fingers were good enough for Sue Barker, they're good enough for you"
As usual, laughter erupts after John gets his weapon out.
"Thats one hell of a lisp you have there honey "
Stop laughing or I'll shoot
"Do you know why women come quickest with these two fingers? .....It's cos they're mine, baby!"
This here is the 2 finger Shocker Love! Beware it's power!
No honestly i am david ginola's brother
"Last time i saw that many teeth was the premiere of "Jaws""
And then the idiot claimed they were fuchsia...
Right, that's it, I'm getting you some Beechams.
A tourist laughs in disbelief as standards at Madame Tussauds continue to slip.

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« on: January 29, 2007, 05:29:11 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 09:03:57 PM »

oooooooooooh, close one, keep voting folks... Please don't let Kev win one and think he's funny for a week!
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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2007, 12:01:26 AM »

JAMES
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA "OR I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH THESE FINGERS" !

Junglecat03
John's claim to have had two haircuts in the last 10 years is met with derision

Suffolk Punch
Holding this imaginary umbrella isn't really keeping the rain off, is it?

Colchester Kev
Go on, take a puff of this ... I've never seen a horse smoke before.

Dave Thistleton
Listen i might be rich beyond my wildest dreams but do me a favour give me my umbrella back this £800 armani suit's not waterpfoof

Tonji
John Duthie's James Bond impression is not taken as seriously as he hoped.

Zebediah
Look! A4 off from middle position IS a raising hand!

Kinboshi
The name's Bond. James Bond... hahahahahahahaha

Luke
"Look,I'm telling you, don't wear dark suits, it shows off your dandruff !"

matt674
John Duthie saying:- and believe it or not what clinched Tikay's pending romantic date with Lawrence Gosney was when he told Lawrence to "pull on this"!

Claw75
Hey Love, say it - don't spray it

george dickson
David Ginola lookalike impresses the lady by conjuring a cigarette from her nose!!

Geothesarge
I shouln't have told you that gag when you had a mouthful of drink

Tighty
If you carry on spitting all over me these fingers are going right down your gob!

Gareth Ower
Dont ever tell me to get a haircut again or next time the gun will be real!

AndrewT
David Ginola tells Gillian McKeith "If these fingers were good enough for Sue Barker, they're good enough for you"

SupaMonkey
As usual, laughter erupts after John gets his weapon out.

Cupcake
"Thats one hell of a lisp you have there honey "

swordpoker
Stop laughing or I'll shoot

Smart Money
"Do you know why women come quickest with these two fingers? .....It's cos they're mine, baby!"


MadYank
This here is the 2 finger Shocker Love! Beware it's power!

mickyp
No honestly i am david ginola's brother

Bainn
"Last time i saw that many teeth was the premiere of "Jaws""

snoopy
Right, that's it, I'm getting you some Beechams

snoopy
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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2007, 12:01:54 AM »

Congratulations to Smart Money for his winning caption. 
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2007, 12:03:31 AM »

Kev was robbed.
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2007, 12:07:55 AM »

I agree Tank, bad form from the pink trainer wearing pipe cleaner !!!


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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2007, 12:08:25 AM »

I agree Tank, bad form from the pink trainer wearing pipe cleaner !!!




What did I do?? 
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2007, 12:10:39 AM »

Conspiracy, rigged the voting.

You didn't want the nice lady in the picture likened to an equestrian mammal in the archive of the webpage.
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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2007, 12:12:47 AM »

Conspiracy, rigged the voting.

You didn't want the nice lady in the picture likened to an equestrian mammal in the archive of the webpage.

No rigging here, plus I locked voting at dead on 12 to be fair.

I'm an innocent man, innocent I tell you!
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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2007, 12:13:40 AM »


You didn't want the nice lady in the picture likened to an equestrian mammal in the archive of the webpage.

Yet I'm happy for a caption on clitoris stimulation to go in?...
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 12:19:11 AM »

All women have clitorii, not all of them photograph like Mr Ed.

If I was a half woman/half horse, it is Kev's caption that would more likely cause me offence.

We'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time bothersome Beagle..........
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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2007, 12:21:05 AM »

I actually thought the Ginola one was the best.  Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2007, 12:27:01 AM »

does anyone else think he looks like MikkyT?  I thought there would be some witty captions along those lines...
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2007, 12:29:04 AM »

Oooh, can we have a MikkyT caption comp.

Let Kev have 12 entries  Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2007, 12:31:08 AM »


Let Kev have 12 entries  Cheesy

 Shocked is that your caption?!
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