| Smile for the camera or I will shoot you with these fingers |
| John's claim to have had two haircuts in the last 10 years is met with derision |
| Holding this imaginary umbrella isn't really keeping the rain off, is it? |
| Go on, take a puff of this ... I've never seen a horse smoke before. |
| Listen i might be rich beyond my wildest dreams but do me a favour give me my umbrella back this £800 armani suit's not waterpfoof |
| John Duthie's James Bond impression is not taken as seriously as he hoped. |
| Look! A4 off from middle position IS a raising hand! |
| The name's Bond. James Bond... hahahahahahahaha |
| "Look,I'm telling you, don't wear dark suits, it shows off your dandruff !" |
| John Duthie saying:- and believe it or not what clinched Tikay's pending romantic date with Lawrence Gosney was when he told Lawrence to "pull on this"! |
| Hey Love, say it - don't spray it |
| David Ginola lookalike impresses the lady by conjuring a cigarette from her nose!! |
| I shouln't have told you that gag when you had a mouthful of drink |
| If you carry on spitting all over me these fingers are going right down your gob! |
| Dont ever tell me to get a haircut again or next time the gun will be real! |
| David Ginola tells Gillian McKeith "If these fingers were good enough for Sue Barker, they're good enough for you" |
| As usual, laughter erupts after John gets his weapon out. |
| "Thats one hell of a lisp you have there honey " |
| Stop laughing or I'll shoot |
| "Do you know why women come quickest with these two fingers? .....It's cos they're mine, baby!" |
| This here is the 2 finger Shocker Love! Beware it's power! |
| No honestly i am david ginola's brother |
| "Last time i saw that many teeth was the premiere of "Jaws"" |
| And then the idiot claimed they were fuchsia... |
| Right, that's it, I'm getting you some Beechams. |
| A tourist laughs in disbelief as standards at Madame Tussauds continue to slip. |
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