SIMON "CHUBBS" NOWAB - EPT Finalist, WHUP RU

[Colchester Kev]

yes russ the question was for the final table not level 1 he needs to keep the replies believable as much as he would have liked to give the competition all a migraine by includung you in his selection ...  and i am far more accurate a nipple flicking than chubbs will ever be.............lol

You are an amateur at Nipple flicking, though your skills at setting socks on fire while people are still wearing them is legendary !!!!

[77dave]

If your trying to get to the buffet and Kev Baz and the camel are in front of you what do you do to assure there is some food left

[simonow]

If your trying to get to the buffet and Kev Baz and the camel are in front of you what do you do to assure there is some food left

Chuck a few £50 notes into the crowd that will get rid of 2, LOL and tell the other guy, Traniers not allowed in the Resturant. If that dosnt work, I will go to Takeaway across road.

[vinni]

chubbs same question i asked paul jacko earlier ,how come you got in with these

,i thought you had to look like a male model ,the only modeling you can do is model a bus or a sack ov spuds lol.

[vinni]

how do you keep up with all these questions about poker .

[simonow]

Another Education for you bazza, very simple answer. I dont have to be on Form to hit a Final Table. 

p.s I heard you gave up Modeling to sell fireworks  lol

[vinni]

yeh could only get work for king edward,lol

fireworks come in handy .

[Colchester Kev]

Thought I better bump this thread .... Chubbs will be all excited to see he has a message .... til he sees its from me

[The Bubble]

Hi i would like to now the secret of winning on the internet .... How does one obtain one of these so called golden accounts .... Where do you sign up ? do you have to give them a % of your winnings ?  ouch

[simonow]

Hi i would like to now the secret of winning on the internet .... How does one obtain one of these so called golden accounts .... Where do you sign up ? do you have to give them a % of your winnings ?  ouch

Yeah that was a sick hand

£25-50 6 handed utg makes it  £150 to go   Button calls  SB calls   Zach on BB calls with As      Flop 677    utg checks  Button makes it £475  ( he has a £12k stack)  SB passes  Zach calls  (with a £8k stack)  utg passes   Turn A    happy days     Zach checks    Button makes it £1250  Zach min raises to £2500  Button calls  River 4  Zach Moves in for £4800  Button calls with AA    thats was a sick hand .
   Actionjack is incharge of poker its all his Fault LOL, he has transferred all Golden accounts in to Live Poker  ( by coincidence has has had Too big Cashes Last week) if you want try signing up using his link www.dtdpoker.com/aff/action this might work he doesn't need a % unless he is giving valuable Lesson  but if you rail him and compliment his play that might work. Good Luck    anyway what were you doing calling with As7s   you should of done the Squeeze and AA goes over the top pre flop but what do I know!!!!!  LOL

[simonow]

Thought I better bump this thread .... Chubbs will be all excited to see he has a message .... til he sees its from me

LOL You must be Bored!!!  bloody hell havnt done any work since the last post   Looks Like back to work for me LOL

[actionjack]

Hi i would like to now the secret of winning on the internet .... How does one obtain one of these so called golden accounts .... Where do you sign up ? do you have to give them a % of your winnings ?  ouch

You do not need to give a % in order to have a "golden account" (parting with cash for it you maybe be getting confused with showers) but you do need to have testicles the same colour.

Also nice that you are need greedy- i now have a platinum account

[simonow]

but you do need to have testicles the same colour.

He may be colour blind Paul, but he did tell ariston once that one of his testicles was called Bubble and the Other was called squeak  does this Qualify for a "Golden Account"

[AlexMartin]

If your trying to get to the buffet and Kev Baz and the camel are in front of you what do you do to assure there is some food left

Put salad on the plates.

[cryptic3]

Hi Simon.
     I met you in Dublin last saturday, great night eh?

     I believe you are on sky next monday so I have sent a couple of pics from dublin into the show

     Hope you have fun, I was on a few months back.

     Take care    Chris.