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« on: February 04, 2007, 06:04:04 AM »

Pay the shipping and handling,

Will you please take the mockney wench, Lily Allen back?  She is about to attack The U, S, and A. Just saw her horrible lip syncing performance on Saturday Night Live.
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2007, 06:07:01 AM »

Can't you throw her down a well or something? We don't want her back.
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« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2007, 06:17:07 AM »

Can't you throw her down a well or something? We don't want her back.

Is she Druish? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1xXERFt_Zg

She reminds me of a souless, talentless version of Harriet Wheeler http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5h_wGM_61o
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« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2007, 03:14:30 PM »

Lily Allen is every blokes dream girlfriend, she is gorgeous and her dad is a legend.

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« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2007, 03:25:34 PM »

Lily Allen is every blokes dream girlfriend, she is gorgeous and her dad is a legend.



You taking the piss?
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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2007, 03:28:56 PM »

Lily Allen is every Crack Head dream girlfriend, she is Crack Head and her dad is a Crack Head legend.



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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2007, 03:47:44 PM »

beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and i know my mince pies are a bit dodgy..but come on she is a looker.

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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2007, 06:32:08 PM »

Be greatful you havent got lady sovereign

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« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2007, 06:36:57 PM »

Lily Allen is horrific

Talks in mockney estuary English when in fact she's posher than me

Her dad, responsible for the horrific Vindaloo, is horrendous too


Its clearly a suburban thing Kev, can't stand the pair of them
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« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2007, 06:39:01 PM »

I don't even know who she is. Enlighten me someone?
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« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2007, 06:39:53 PM »

Here she is in Australia last week doing that 'tongue-tip on teeth' thing she does in every photo ever taken of her.



Lily Allen trufact - Ralf Little shagged her when she was 14.
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« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2007, 06:43:07 PM »

Here she is in Australia last week doing that 'tongue-tip on teeth' thing she does in every photo ever taken of her.



Lily Allen trufact - Ralf Little shagged her when she was 14.

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« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2007, 06:43:22 PM »

I don't even know who she is. Enlighten me someone?


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famous dad..Keith Allen

thats about it
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« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2007, 06:47:40 PM »

Lily Allen is so average.
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« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2007, 06:48:07 PM »

I don't even know who she is. Enlighten me someone?


a mock Jade Goody minus liposuction


one hit..Smile

famous dad..Keith Allen

thats about it

The hoe charges £50,000 per hour - not for sex, but to hear her sing
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