Just been e-mailed this from a friend.............thought of Robert HM.
A man walked into a Tavern and sat next to a good-looking, smartly
dressed
woman perched on a bar stool.
"Hi there, good-looking, how's it going ?" he asked.
The woman looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen, I'll screw
anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter.
I've
been doing it ever since I got out of college, and I just love it!"
"No kidding," said the man, "I'm a lawyer too ! What firm are you
with ?"
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