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Question: Select the best three captions...
"THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY WILLY"
if i dont win this week im not playing anymore.,..,,.,.,.,,.
most people have gallstones,I HAD ONE OF THESE !
Now how does that story go ? 'A chip a chair and a prayer' %$£* it ALL IN.
I thought u said it was supposed to be hard to balance a glass on ur head while holding a chip with the tips of ur fingers
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around the eyes but into the eyes....
Anyone who said "A chip and a chair" should be shot.
What was that saying about a chip and a chair?
"HeHe look i actually got one left"
Watch this Kev, this is how you do it.
This chip cost me an arm and a leg
Newsflash: Poker player catches 'nearly' invisible man by the *****locks!
"We were playing for six hours and this was the only chip Tightend put in the pot"
The ultimate "chip and a chair" shot
From a Million quid off Evans to a CHIP & A CHAIR ..... Thats Poker !!!!
As you can see this little beauty cost me an arm and a leg......literally !!
Yes, you have the chip and the chair, but you still need a deck of cards and other players!
don't look into the eyes...look around the eyes... when i click my fingers
A chip and a chair - but no bugger to play with!!!
"To hell with coloured contact lenses, I'm sticking to the specs!!"
oh shit, where's me placard with' I love sofa king hes the best' written on it gone
oh I remember, I sold it for a fiver
after talking to tikay for the last hr i have decided to end it all by taking this cyanide tablet
I've got a chip, a chair, but only one leg.
What would Mickey Wernick do?

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« on: February 19, 2007, 07:34:08 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2007, 07:38:36 PM »

I decided not to make a Golem/LOTR/My Precious gag, because I thought there would be ten of them.

Turns out there were none. It's like laying down JJ to TT. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2007, 07:54:17 PM »

I decided not to make a Golem/LOTR/My Precious gag, because I thought there would be ten of them.

Turns out there were none. It's like laying down JJ to TT. Roll Eyes

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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2007, 10:26:46 PM »

Does no1 else see the humour in the first three? I find em hilarious.  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2007, 10:33:41 PM »

Does no1 else see the humour in the first three? I find em hilarious.  Cheesy
YOUR QUOTE IS BETTER THAN WINNING MATE.,.,.I THINK ITS THE TAKING PART THAT COUNTS.,.,..,
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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2007, 10:35:07 PM »

If the WILLY one wins, I'm quitting show buisness.
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2007, 10:42:03 PM »

If the WILLY one wins, I'm quitting show buisness.
please vote for me ive never one.,.,.and i enter all the time.,.,.,

?what do you win ?  a wsop seat? or something ?
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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2007, 11:09:19 PM »

If the WILLY one wins, I'm quitting show buisness.
please vote for me ive never one.,.,.and i enter all the time.,.,.,

?what do you win ?  a wsop seat? or something ?

A poker lesson from me.
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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2007, 11:14:03 PM »

If the WILLY one wins, I'm quitting show buisness.
please vote for me ive never one.,.,.and i enter all the time.,.,.,

?what do you win ?  a wsop seat? or something ?

A poker lesson from me.
i bet you voted for the cyanide one .,.,just to get your name in lights.,.,.,
as to the poker lesson well.,.,.,.lets just say i really dont mind losing this week.,.,no offence m8.,.,
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« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2007, 11:18:08 PM »

If the WILLY one wins, I'm quitting show buisness.
please vote for me ive never one.,.,.and i enter all the time.,.,.,

?what do you win ?  a wsop seat? or something ?

A poker lesson from me.
i bet you voted for the cyanide one .,.,just to get your name in lights.,.,.,
as to the poker lesson well.,.,.,.lets just say i really dont mind losing this week.,.,no offence m8.,.,


As you,,,,,////wish, it'''''s your//////,,,lo55.
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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2007, 11:35:14 PM »

If the WILLY one wins, I'm quitting show buisness.

How can you not find that one funny?!?!  talktothehand
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2007, 11:38:28 PM »

If the WILLY one wins, I'm quitting show buisness.

How can you not find that one funny?!?!  talktothehand
i dont know who wrote this one"THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY WILLY"
  but its the best one i think ive ever seen on this site???
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« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2007, 11:44:45 PM »

If the WILLY one wins, I'm quitting show buisness.

How can you not find that one funny?!?!  talktothehand
i dont know who wrote this one"THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY WILLY"
  but its the best one i think ive ever seen on this site???

Someone with personal experience perhaps? I think the capitals are compensating for something, just like my ferrari does for me.
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« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2007, 11:54:53 PM »


How can you not find that one funny?!?!  talktothehand


I do now, I just didn't understand it before.
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« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2007, 11:58:37 PM »

its not bigger than mine.,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..........its about the same size.,.,.,

mind you .,.,.,you wouldnt want it on your nose for a wart.,.,..
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