very good writing skills.

This reminded me of an email i was sent recently which I found rather funny.

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down
when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
date or not!

We have all had bad dates....but this takes the cake. This just tells
you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight
Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her
worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why
her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside of Salt Lake City , Utah . It
was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and
truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively
uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were
driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that
she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
going, there came a point when she told him that he had better stop and
let her pee beside the road, or it would be on the front seat of his
car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could
think about was the relief she felt, despite the rather embarrassing
nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware
of another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen
to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage
her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a
brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and
yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns
about "what is taking so long" with a reply that, indeed, she was
"freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around
the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she
looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got
the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they
assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with
a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her
chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to
unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your
first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment, "This gives a whole new
meaning to being pissed off."