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« on: March 07, 2007, 04:47:43 PM »
So there I was this morning, reading my newspaper when I cam across the following question in an agony column....

It's a serious question, and it got a serious answer. I suspect it sums up quite  alot of the differences between men and women.


Your advice would be?


" I returned home to discover that one of my goldfish was very unwell. I extracted it from the bowl, to prevent it infecting the rest, and put it into isolation in a water-filled jar. I hoped it would recover. When my partner came home to my horror he immediately flushed it down the lavatory. Having discovered that our views on the sanctity of life are so different, should I leave him?"

(resists temptation to use grinning smiley...)
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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2007, 04:53:00 PM »
"No love, he should leave you.    you are obviously a few sweets short of a pick&mix, and your sadistic streak in seperating a sick goldfish from its friends and family is a major concern"
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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2007, 04:54:16 PM »
was it you that wrote in Tighty?
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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2007, 04:56:58 PM »
Quote from: KingPoker on March 07, 2007, 04:54:16 PM
was it you that wrote in Tighty?


no, my live-in 19 year old Lithuanian housekeeper.
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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2007, 04:57:35 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on March 07, 2007, 04:56:58 PM
Quote from: KingPoker on March 07, 2007, 04:54:16 PM
was it you that wrote in Tighty?


no, my live-in 19 year old Lithuanian housekeeper.

What is his name?
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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2007, 04:58:07 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on March 07, 2007, 04:56:58 PM
Quote from: KingPoker on March 07, 2007, 04:54:16 PM
was it you that wrote in Tighty?


no, my live-in 19 year old Lithuanian housekeeper.

I didnt know HE could write in English ??
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2007, 05:00:04 PM »
Echo in this thread....
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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2007, 05:04:29 PM »
we had something similar in our household

We had a goldfish, the one with the 2 huggeeee eyeballs - which quite frankly looks a little silly

It was kinda cool, but after a while it got quite poorly. It got so poorly that it could no longer swim correctly, and floated to the top all the time.

Now the question arose - what do we do. The missus wanted to flush it, but I said it wouldn.t die instantly and could end up in more pain. She then suggested putting it in the freezer as it kills it very quickly. I suggested this may be quicker than the toilet method, it still wasnt instant so it would suffer.

How would you kill a goldfish pain free so it didnt suffer.

I did the deed but would like answers before i post
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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2007, 05:05:53 PM »
Deep fat fryer, instant death .... add a few chips and bobs your uncle Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2007, 05:06:47 PM »
2 words- Food Blender!
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2007, 05:14:17 PM »
Simple.

Alternatively or or stirthepot
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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2007, 05:21:42 PM »
Chuck it on the floor and stamp on it
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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2007, 05:25:00 PM »
Quote from: bolt pp on March 07, 2007, 05:21:42 PM
Chuck it on the floor and stamp on it

GENIUS !!! Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2007, 05:26:23 PM »
But if you chucked it, that would cause pain. It has to be painless
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« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2007, 05:27:35 PM »
Quote from: bolt pp on March 07, 2007, 05:21:42 PM
Chuck it on the floor and stamp on it


but what about the Goldfish?
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