Bots wot talk.

[thetank]

Found this on 2+2

http://www.alicebot.org/ (then click on chat with ALICE at the left hand side)

It's a conversation bot. Hours of fun, or minutes of fun, depending on how you're wired.



Post your favourite conversations here.

[thetank]

 Human: You should have seen the hand I was just in
ALICE: Perhaps next time I will try it.
Human: I had pocket aces under the gun
ALICE: Do you still have pocket aces under the gun ?
Human: no this happened last night
ALICE: What happened to it? What does "this" refer to?
 Human: the story, shut up a minute while I tell you
ALICE: Who was in it?
Human: a couple of donktards and me
ALICE: Go on.
 Human: right, I've checked and get two callers, the big blind makes it 200 to go
ALICE: Understood. Interesting... I have 100 clients.
 Human: happy for you hun, anyway, I pump it up to 600 and they all call
ALICE: Happy for you hun anyway I pump it up to 600 and they all call to you too, unknown person.
 Human: My name is thetank
ALICE: How are you doing, thetank.
Human: fine on the flop, A67 rainbow
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. What is it like on the flop A67 rainbow.
 Human: Good, I've got a set, the pot is pretty beefy, more than likely someone will pay me
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. How did you get it How much did it cost? it.
 Human: I checked, then they all went nuts
ALICE: That's good information: thetank said he checked then they all went nuts.
 Human :I've got the goods, so obviously I'm going to ship it in too
ALICE: How did you get it Interesting... I have a very nice programmer.
 Human: is he the same guy that rigged the turn and river in this donkament
ALICE: I think he is the same guy that rigged the turn and river in this donkament. Why don't you ask him?

[wader leg]

my chat disappears of the screen after about 3 lines, how did you get all that on?

[thetank]

I copy and paste after every 3 lines to notepad.

[wader leg]

LoL, thanks for the prior warning

[thetank]

Voops. 

[thetank]

Human: You type fast
ALICE: About 300 wpm
Human: but can you dance?
ALICE: And. No I do not have a body yet.
Human: do you feel emotions?
ALICE: Robots cannot feel human emotions. My emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.
Human: that must suck, you can't dance, but you have algorithm
ALICE: What would you say?


She doesn't really get me like that Arianne lady did.

[Karabiner]

Found this on 2+2

http://www.alicebot.org/ (then click on chat with ALICE at the left hand side)

It's a conversation bot. Hours of fun, or minutes of fun, depending on how you're wired.

Did you mean "depends how weird you are" ?

[wader leg]

Human: why do you blink so much Alice?
ALICE: It was the only thing I could think of.
Human: eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: no, why do you ask
ALICE: Are you serious? I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Human: what a load of bollocks
ALICE: it is a load of bollocks.
Human: thanks for the confirmation, good night
ALICE: Oh don't mention it.

[bolt pp]

B: I smashed my mates house up, he's a mug

A:Do you mind if i tell other people

B:who?

A:hans morave;-)

B:I think you're a mug, where do you live, i want to smash your house up?

A:would you like to know? how far up?

B:do you smoke crack?

A:no its bad for robots

B:I do its great

A:What do you like about crack?

B:It helps me smash up houses

A:what does "it" refer to?

B:dont fuck with me, i'm on crack

A:ok i'll try not to do it too much

B:if i ever see you walking down the street i'm going to kick you in the road

A:try it!!

I think alice won that round

[thetank]

I think ALICE needs to make an appearance next time the PRO run across some lip on the final table.

[Claw75]

Human: that must suck, you can't dance, but you have algorithm

[Karabiner]

What's that C+W song "AboutAlice" ?

[Ironside]

Human: have you seen my woggle
ALICE: No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.
Human: i am late for the scout group and i need my woggle
ALICE: Can you explain what you real believe in means? Where do you usually get your woggle from?
Human: its normally in the draw are you sure you aint seen it
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?


worse than the forum pedants

[Ironside]

people wrote programs like this 24 years ago for the speccy but they didnt have as big a vocab

i even wrote one in speccy basic but it was crap