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« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2005, 03:53:33 PM »

Ermmmmmmmm  I don't get it and I read it about 6 times.

Are you for real?   Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2005, 03:55:01 PM »

That joke can be easily changed and used to insult as many northerners as I can get to speak to over the next few days.  Grin
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« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2005, 05:05:14 PM »

Ermmmmmmmm  I don't get it and I read it about 6 times.

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No, I'm made of plastic and known around the world as Barbie.
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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2005, 05:07:27 PM »

Ermmmmmmmm  I don't get it and I read it about 6 times.

Are you for real?   Grin Grin Grin Grin


No, I'm made of plastic and known around the world as Barbie.




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« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2005, 05:09:19 PM »

you are quite fond of the scrolling text stuff arent you nemesis Smiley     
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« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2005, 05:21:19 PM »

Yes, Sir Kevin, I am
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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2005, 05:25:29 PM »

Just call me Kiv ....  everyone else does  Undecided    Only my staff and my agent call me Sir Wink
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« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2005, 11:05:09 PM »

Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He
concludes by saying:  "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an
accident'
OH NO!" the President exclaims.  "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously
watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President
looks up and asks:
'How many is a Brazillion ??!


Ahhhh  I got it!!!   (Thank you Mr PM-er!)  lmao xxxxx
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« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2005, 01:20:27 AM »


How many hours did that take Tracey?  Grin
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« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2005, 06:14:45 PM »

Ermmmmmmmmm quite a few actually Robat!   >:?
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« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2005, 07:31:26 PM »

... the missus said 'well how many is a brazillian?'... god i'm lonely Sad Sad
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« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2005, 02:14:05 AM »

Never a truer word spoken in jest.

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You've been telling me to read this for days and im really not impressed.Im no a southener im a midlander adopted by northern monkeys Sad Afro
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« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2005, 02:21:37 AM »

Tubeless, i know exactly how you feel mate Wink
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« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2005, 02:26:21 AM »

Tubeless, i know exactly how you feel mate Wink


heh everyone good in the north has come from the midlands and south anyway we're just trying to help them out;0
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« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2005, 02:32:32 AM »

Well we have to try and improve the gene pool ... Wink
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