Heaven is a table full of fish. Hell is being sat between me and Paul Parker. Hows it going matey?
Ariston, you got that one wrong fellas. You can talk, Paul Parker can talk, but try sitting next to James Browning when you've forgotten to bring the i-Pod - now THAT's poker hell......!
Paul Parker - MR Parker - welcome to blonde. I thought your Poker 425 interview portrayed you exactly as you are - a top bloke.