Ronnie Barker RIP

[TightEnd]

a genius.....some good stuff to remember...

 
 "There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar's Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the triangle disappeared."

"Next week we'll be investigating rumours that the president of the dairy council has become a Mason, and goes around giving his colleagues the secret milkshake."

"We'll continue our investigation into the political beliefs of nudists. We've already noticed a definite swing to the left."

"The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies."

"The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on."

"In a packed programme tonight we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet."

"The prime minister held a meeting with the cabinet today. He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the chest of drawers."

"The West Drayton man who has kept himself awake every night for 17 years by snoring has at least found the answer. He's going to sleep in another room."




and of course the immortal...."Four candles?" "No, fork handles"

[The Baron]

The Two Ronnies ~~~~~~~~~

[Robert HM]

Ronnie Barker, Eric Morcambe, Tommy Cooper. All individually brilliant. Nearly the end of an era for British comedy. Long live Ken Dodd a comic scientist.

[RED-DOG]

My fave was open all hours, Arkwright will live forever

Rest in per...Rest in p p per...Rest in pe per ppp...Sadly missed!

[Robert HM]

What an excellent epitath