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A sad story.
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You may remember the story last year of the Sudanese man who, perhaps it is most politley described, having improper relations with a goat called Rose in the Southern town of Juda
Locals took the guy to the local elders, who had to rule on a punishment and they decided that the man should marry Rose, and pay a dowry of $50 or so to Rose's owners
Well yesterday tragedy struck. The wife was out grazing on the streets when she sadly died, choked on a plastic bag apparently. I'm not kidding.
This original story was the most viewed story on the net last year, and now it gets a new lease of...well not life, but a new lease anyway
The man, distraught, was not avaiable for comment but is said to be at the end of his tether.
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This Sudanese guy - you sure he was not Welsh?
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Quote from: TightEnd on May 04, 2007, 01:00:05 PM
You may remember the story last year of the Sudanese man who, perhaps it is most politley described, having improper relations with a goat called Rose in the Southern town of Juda
Locals took the guy to the local elders, who had to rule on a punishment and they decided that the man should marry Rose, and pay a dowry of $50 or so to Rose's owners
Well yesterday tragedy struck. The wife was out grazing on the streets when she sadly died, choked on a plastic bag apparently. I'm not kidding.
This original story was the most viewed story on the net last year, and now it gets a new lease of...well not life, but a new lease anyway
The man, distraught, was not avaiable for comment but is said to be at the end of his tether.
Did they have any Kids?
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Rubbish! Leeds weren't mentioned once.
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Quote from: tikay on May 04, 2007, 01:03:31 PM
Did they have any Kids?
I think they did - they had a nanny.
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I'll get me goat
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May 04, 2007, 01:38:20 PM »
Goat meat isn't eaten that commonly in the UK - which is strange as it's quite lean and healthy and goats are relatively easy to farm.
Anyone know why it's not eaten?
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Don't know why but this has some info
http://www.britishboergoatsociety.co.uk/
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MMMMMMMM Goat currrry
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Goat curry , rice and peas...... heaven.
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Quote from: Colchester Kev on May 04, 2007, 06:59:49 PM
Goat curry , rice and peas...... heaven.
Peas are green - and YOU eat them?
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looks like suspicious circumstances to me.........any idea who got left the back garden?
sorry....baa'd joke.
Right. Coat.
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May 04, 2007, 08:04:02 PM »
They made him marry the goat?
Now that's gruff justice.
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He was the "butt" of many jokes
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For bucks sake, that's the worst one I've herd yet
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