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« on: May 04, 2007, 01:00:05 PM »

You may remember the story last year of the Sudanese man who, perhaps it is most politley described, having improper relations with a goat called Rose in the Southern town of Juda

Locals took the guy to the local elders, who had to rule on a punishment and they decided that the man should marry Rose, and pay a dowry of $50 or so to Rose's owners

Well yesterday tragedy struck. The wife was out grazing on the streets when she sadly died, choked on a plastic bag apparently. I'm not kidding.

This original story was the most viewed story on the net last year, and now it gets a new lease of...well not life, but a new lease anyway

The man, distraught, was not avaiable for comment but is said to be at the end of his tether.


 
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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2007, 01:02:57 PM »


This Sudanese guy - you sure he was not Welsh?
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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2007, 01:03:31 PM »

You may remember the story last year of the Sudanese man who, perhaps it is most politley described, having improper relations with a goat called Rose in the Southern town of Juda

Locals took the guy to the local elders, who had to rule on a punishment and they decided that the man should marry Rose, and pay a dowry of $50 or so to Rose's owners

Well yesterday tragedy struck. The wife was out grazing on the streets when she sadly died, choked on a plastic bag apparently. I'm not kidding.

This original story was the most viewed story on the net last year, and now it gets a new lease of...well not life, but a new lease anyway

The man, distraught, was not avaiable for comment but is said to be at the end of his tether.


 

Did they have any Kids?
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2007, 01:04:06 PM »

Rubbish!  Leeds weren't mentioned once.
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2007, 01:34:14 PM »

Did they have any Kids?

I think they did - they had a nanny.
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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2007, 01:37:41 PM »

I'll get me goat

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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2007, 01:38:20 PM »

Goat meat isn't eaten that commonly in the UK - which is strange as it's quite lean and healthy and goats are relatively easy to farm.

Anyone know why it's not eaten?
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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2007, 01:44:31 PM »

Don't know why but this has some info

http://www.britishboergoatsociety.co.uk/

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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2007, 03:47:44 PM »

MMMMMMMM Goat currrry
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2007, 06:59:49 PM »

Goat curry , rice and peas......  heaven.
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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2007, 07:27:16 PM »

Goat curry , rice and peas......  heaven.

Peas are green - and YOU eat them?
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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2007, 07:57:30 PM »

looks like suspicious circumstances to me.........any idea who got left the back garden?

sorry....baa'd joke.

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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2007, 08:04:02 PM »

They made him marry the goat?

Now that's gruff justice.
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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2007, 08:17:29 PM »

He was the "butt" of many jokes
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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2007, 08:25:30 PM »

For bucks sake, that's the worst one I've herd yet
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