Not poker/ NOT POKER

[fearisthekey]

A site I play on, Ultimate Bet, has now decided to expand its list of games even further. It now has: wait for it::::
paper, scissor, stones. FOR MONEY!! Where will this madness stop? Snap? Guess the name of boldie's first child?
They are also offering triple draw (fair enough), but also Pineapple and Royal Holdem (which is just a joke, is this something thought up by flushy?)

Is there even a technique for paper scissor stone?
I can see the CV now:
2007-2009: Professional Paper Scissor Stone Player

[thedadi]

Mabye they will buy the rights to Ironsides new game (1 player only gets 1 card - see maths geeks thread) for something more substantual than 50p, say a big shiny £2 coin?

[fearisthekey]

Mabye they will buy the rights to Ironsides new game (1 player only gets 1 card - see maths geeks thread) for something more substantual than 50p, say a big shiny £2 coin?

For a big shiny £2 coin I'd play Iron at any game.

They even have paper scissor stone Sit N Goes 

It's called 'ROSHAMBO' . Giving something a fancy name does not make it a legitimate adult pursuit.
It is one of only two chinese expressions I know: 'Tzito Tientaw Po' (sp).
The other is 'Are you sure you're a woman?'

[fearisthekey]

Sad bastard website: http://www.emf.net/~estephen/roshambo/

[thetank]

Good for a laugh if spread at low limtis only, I hope they don't detract too much of the loose and tilty action away from the proper holdem games tho.

[AndrewT]

Rock, Paper, Scissors comp at bB5, anyone?

[thetank]

On the Saturday or Sunday?

[thedadi]

lets all play- "Guess what number I`m thinking of" only £1 a go!

[fearisthekey]

lets all play- "Guess what number I`m thinking of" only £1 a go!

7

Ship it.

[thedadi]

Damn! was it a tell? I`ve got a tell havent I!! what was it?did I twitch, scratch my ear!! I`ve got 2 kno damn it!!

[fearisthekey]

Damn! was it a tell? I`ve got a tell havent I!! what was it?did I twitch, scratch my ear!! I`ve got 2 kno damn it!!

your lips mouthed it while you thought it up

[Sheriff Fatman]

I think the South Park version of Roshambo would make more interesting viewing:

Cartman: Well, I guess we'll have to roshambo for it.
Pip: What do you mean?
Cartman: Well. First I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can, then you kick
me in the nuts as hard as you can, and we keep going back and forth until
somebody falls. The last one standing gets the arrowhead.
Pip: Oh. By, weh. I suppose if I must.
Cartman: Okay, ready? I'll go first. [back up, then runs at Pip, and kicks
him in the nuts. Pip goes down in pain. The other kids laugh]
Pip: Well-uh I, I guess you win.

[tantrum]

I think the South Park version of Roshambo would make more interesting viewing:

Cartman: Well, I guess we'll have to roshambo for it.
Pip: What do you mean?
Cartman: Well. First I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can, then you kick
me in the nuts as hard as you can, and we keep going back and forth until
somebody falls. The last one standing gets the arrowhead.
Pip: Oh. By, weh. I suppose if I must.
Cartman: Okay, ready? I'll go first. [back up, then runs at Pip, and kicks
him in the nuts. Pip goes down in pain. The other kids laugh]
Pip: Well-uh I, I guess you win.

LOL

[Horneris]

paper, scissor, stones. FOR MONEY!! Where will this madness stop? Snap? Guess the name of boldie's first child?

 

[tikay]

Rock, Paper, Scissors comp at bB5, anyone?

I represented my County at Rock, Paper, Scissors.