getting plenty out of a shark.,.,.,

[sofa----king]

well it worked the shark was out this weekend with the shades and he got me a few quid.,.,.,.,its harder than poker but its a definate winner everytime so long as it .,.,dont p155 down.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
i was supposed to be at cardiff bay french food festival.,.,.but when i turned up at 5am on sat morning well this is how it went.,.,.,
i parked sharky around the corner first not to get noticed.,.,and went to see sebastian the guy who runs the french travelling market .,.,aufidersen i said to him of which he replied ola.,.wich really confussed me.,.,i said i am sharky the guy with the sunglasses.,.,oh fine he said.,.,nice to meet you.,.,lalalalal.,.,
right where do i go ? he replied you had better see jaques he sell sunglasses too.,.,i was confussed.,.,i went to jaques.,and said what was to happen he said no problem butty.,.,.,i said where shall i set my vahicle ?he said go and get it and i will show you .,.,i did.,.i drove in approx 5.20am and well you never seen so many frogs around a shark.,.,oooooolllaaaaalaaaa.,.,and another load of french chat.,.,then sebastian said nonononononono you cant bring it in here.,.,
5hi7 i thought,., only because jaques had about 100 pairs of shades on his stall and he said i would stop him selling his.,.,.so i offered him £500 for him to keep his french mouth shut.,.,but fair doooos he wouldnt stand for it.,.,the main event organisers   were going potty we want sharky here.,.,the french saying we dont.,.,so after a fashion i said to the main event organiseres look dont upset anyone i will go home and find somewhere else for the weekend.,.,.,NOW they really started feeling sorry for me...... promising me all events through out the year lol.,.,.,anyway i left with tears in my eyes (not really)

went to my mates store on newport road the what shop for a coffee and he said open here .,.,in my car park.,.,so i did and took a small fortune.,.,.
chepstow race course sunday was good to
p155 down bankholiday monday so i kept sharky dry in the lock up.,.,he cant wait to get out this week.,.,a mate of mine is nagging me to go to basingstoke this weekend some transport festival so keep your eyes out coz the shark could be in your town.,.,.,.,.,good luck all and.,.,.,.,., KEEP OUT OF THE WATER.,.,.,.,.

[sofa----king]

THE BIGGEST FLASH OF SHADES IN THE COUNTRY
if you wanna count there 912 diffrent pairs on display at any one time.

some farmers are so thick.,.,.,

i had one farmer yesterday come to me with 2 pairs of shades .,.
i sell them any pair for £10 or 3 pairs for £20
he thought it was £10 for a pair=2 pairs (he thought any pair., was 2 pairs) do you guys understand?
HERES THE FLASH

[Ironside]

wow so you get 6 sets of glasses for £20

[sofa----king]

wow so you get 6 sets of glasses for £20

OH OK SO NOW YOU CALL THEM SET??
i dunno why i bovvvver im reall gonna let your tyres down now when i see you.,.,.,.

[Ironside]

try it "sharky" you might have trouble there is no air in them


NAHNANANHA

[sofa----king]

try it "sharky" you might have trouble there is no air in them


NAHNANANHA

snap you spokes wiv wire cutters
nananananana

[Ironside]

you aint got a chance you wont be able to see with them shades on

plus the fact your an ex boxer so obviously not bright enough to use wire cutters


nananahaha

[sofa----king]

you aint got a chance you wont be able to see with them shades on

plus the fact your an ex boxer so obviously not bright enough to use wire cutters


nananahaha

right thats it when i come to the ayr show im gonna find you.,.,
i dont care anymore about hitting a man in a wheelchair.,.,i will take you out of it first then torture you with feathers then put sand in sandwiches and make you eat them.,.,then feed you a vindaloo and put cling film on you toilet seat and super glue on top of that.,.,.,.,
any more snyde comments and youll get the works.,.,.

[tantrum]

you aint got a chance you wont be able to see with them shades on

plus the fact your an ex boxer so obviously not bright enough to use wire cutters


nananahaha

right thats it when i come to the ayr show im gonna find you.,.,
i dont care anymore about hitting a man in a wheelchair.,.,i will take you out of it first then torture you with feathers then put sand in sandwiches and make you eat them.,.,then feed you a vindaloo and put cling film on you toilet seat and super glue on top of that.,.,.,.,
any more snyde comments and youll get the works.,.,.

Can I watch it please?

[b4matt]

Van looks the business mate!!

[Rod Paradise]

right thats it when i come to the ayr show im gonna find you.,.,

When you coming to Ayr?

[thetank]

When are you in Ayr mate?

[Tractor]

Van looks the business, good stuff.

[kinboshi]

When are you in Ayr mate?

You get sunshine in Ayr?




Or is it for the poker?  Actually, Sofa - you should go to all the big poker events. You'll sell loads there!

[sofa----king]

just waiting to hear from the event organisers.,., if so its this weekend.,.,.,.,thanks for your nice comments.,.,