So we're not all supermodels but......

[Dingdell]

who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank the lord that I am average whatever that means

Above average darling - you have a warmth and consideration for others I don't often witness x

[Snatiramas]

Sits in chair quietly blushing

[RED-DOG]

Sits in chair quietly blushing

First thing he's ever done quietly.

[Muahahahaha]

All good solid answers.

But the one true thing that men find irresistable.

Is a women that wants to rip your clothes off and make you smile lots

As long as she doesn't do it to any other men though.

Ok and what if she wants to rip your clothes off on date one, do you make it to date two??

Well, being a gentleman, I wouldn't let her beliitle herself in such a way on a first date 

And that's also where the other things come into play.

When I was a young flatbelly, I had ( more than ) my fair share of choice of ladies, and tbh I made the most of my chances.

But when I met my current ( only ) beloved she was out of my league in the looks department, so I relied on all my best chatting up techinques and skill.  ( Ok, we were at a party & I kept plying her with booze - a technique that still works to this very day  ) and she still can't shake me off, 15 years on.

I still enjoy smiling.

( I have to mention, though, that over the period of a couple of years, many of 'the lads' settled down, and most of them wouldn't swap with me, even though I though their girls were rough as hell in comparison with my beauty.  But then, they were smiling a lot at the time as well ).

[matt674]

All good solid answers.

But the one true thing that men find irresistable.

Is a women that wants to rip your clothes off and make you smile lots

As long as she doesn't do it to any other men though.

Ok and what if she wants to rip your clothes off on date one, do you make it to date two??

Well, being a gentleman, I wouldn't let her beliitle herself in such a way on a first date 

And that's also where the other things come into play.

When I was a young flatbelly, I had ( more than ) my fair share of choice of ladies, and tbh I made the most of my chances.

But when I met my current ( only ) beloved she was out of my league in the looks department, so I relied on all my best chatting up techinques and skill.  ( Ok, we were at a party & I kept plying her with booze - a technique that still works to this very day  ) and she still can't shake me off, 15 years on.

I still enjoy smiling.

( I have to mention, though, that over the period of a couple of years, many of 'the lads' settled down, and most of them wouldn't swap with me, even though I though their girls were rough as hell in comparison with my beauty.  But then, they were smiling a lot at the time as well ).

i'm not surprised you were beating them off with a stick if your avatar pic is accurate muahahahaha (or was that from back in your younger days)

[Sunday8pm]

looks, intelligence and sense of humour

[AndrewT]

looks, intelligence and sense of humour

I notice 'actually existing and not invented by someone else' isn't on your list.

Have you not learned?

[littlemissC]

looks, intelligence and sense of humour

i thought picture messaging was your thing

[suzanne]

"So Debbie, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

Even worse Malandra Burrows and David Gest ...what is THAT about!!!

Well a comment like that makes us ladies as superficial as the blokes.  David Gest was by far the most interesting, funny character on I'm a Celebrity so why wouldn't she go for him?

I agree he was the most amusing character on I'm a celebrity but that wasnt hard. He is also very rich and the most arrogant t*@t by far that I have seen profiled on TV in a long time.

The show thats on at the mo shows his true colours and im sure thats edited. He treats the hotel staff and everyone around him like sh*t. What makes him so special that he can do that?

Saying that...Malandra is very pretty (and yes I think shes golddigging) but OMG she has the most annoying laugh ive ever heard.

So good luck to them both.

[Muahahahaha]

i'm not surprised you were beating them off with a stick if your avatar pic is accurate muahahahaha (or was that from back in your younger days)

This was me in my younger days



But the years haven't been kind

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[matt674]

i'm not surprised you were beating them off with a stick if your avatar pic is accurate muahahahaha (or was that from back in your younger days)

This was me in my younger days



But the years haven't been kind

Click to see full-size image.

oh i dont know - looks like you've managed to munch your way thru the odd plantation or two!! Couldn't think of anything else i'd rather be spending my time doing (as well as getting one of those soft pirelli's for my tyre swing!)