YOU ASKED FOR IT !!!

[KingPoker]

seeing as they have their own women only events already why don't you just make it a men only league? They are only taking up a seat a real player could have after all and just think of all the washing up etc that isn't going to get done.

 

In fact, I am going to run a [size=05pt](virtual)[/size] book on the winner of the league ...



1/3              English
5/1              Welsh
16/1            Irish
33/1            Scottish
66/1            A Woman from anywhere
1000/1         A Monkey
10,000/1      Kinboshi
1,000,000/1 Tikay & Ironside (you can add their points together, it will still come to ZERO)

I assume we have better odds because of dewi!

Yes, although i forgot about you, i may have to push the welsh price out now

Oi! You knowim gd (lucky) in mtt leaderboards. U playing on friday or heading to the emerald isle?

[ariston]

many thanks to meds for this gem

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
>
>"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM
>machines
>
>enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
>
>Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
>procedures outlined
>
>below when accessing their accounts."
>
>
>
>"After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have
>been developed.
>
>Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
>
>
>
>MALE PROCEDURE:
>
>1. Drive up to the cash machine.
>
>2. Put down your car window.
>
>3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
>
>4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
>
>5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
>
>6. Put window up.
>
>7. Drive off.
>
>
>
>
>
>**********************************************
>
>
>
>
>
>FEMALE PROCEDURE:
>
>
>
>
>
>1. Drive up to cash machine.
>
>2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
>the machine.
>
>3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
>
>4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
>card.
>
>5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
>
>6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
>
>7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
>excessive distance from the car.
>
>8. Insert card.
>
>9. Re-insert card the right way.
>
>10. Dig through handbag to find diary; with your PIN written on the
>inside back page.
>
>11. Enter PIN.
>
>12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
>
>13. Enter amount of cash required.
>
>14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
>
>15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
>
>16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
>
>17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back
>of checkbook.
>
>18. Re-check makeup.
>
>19. Drive forward 2 feet.
>
>20. Reverse back to cash machine.
>
>21. Retrieve card.
>
>22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
>slot provided!
>
>23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
>
>24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
>
>25. Redial person on cell phone.
>
>26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
>
>27. Release Parking Brake.

[Colchester Kev]

All games are now listed in the lobby on blonde poker room

[Jedwick]

that is pure class, i can actually see women dong that aswel!!!

[suzanne]

Hahaha thats actually quite funny.

So Ariston are you going to honour us with your presense in the new blonde league?

I have a new lucky mascot and a tenner says I will reach higher up the leaderboard than you 

[ariston]

Afraid I cant play on blonde seeing as I have issues with their depositing methods (and also I hate call centres). I also wont be playing much next month thanks to taking on a large project (wasn't meant to be large when I first agreed to it).

[madasahatstand]

In fact, I am going to run a [size=05pt](virtual)[/size] book on the winner of the league ...



1/3              English
5/1              Welsh
16/1            Irish
33/1            Scottish
66/1            A Woman from anywhere
1000/1         A Monkey
10,000/1      Kinboshi
1,000,000/1 Tikay & Ironside (you can add their points together, it will still come to ZERO)

I'll have a tenner on Brad Strider if I can talk him into playing it:) Cant believe the odds I'm getting

[Colchester Kev]

In fact, I am going to run a [size=05pt](virtual)[/size] book on the winner of the league ...



1/3              English
5/1              Welsh
16/1            Irish
33/1            Scottish
66/1            A Woman from anywhere
1000/1         A Monkey
10,000/1      Kinboshi
1,000,000/1 Tikay & Ironside (you can add their points together, it will still come to ZERO)

I'll have a tenner on Brad Strider if I can talk him into playing it:) Cant believe the odds I'm getting

Brad has league form, for betting purposes he is english

[Graham C]

Afraid I cant play on blonde seeing as I have issues with their depositing methods (and also I hate call centres). I also wont be playing much next month thanks to taking on a large project (wasn't meant to be large when I first agreed to it).

[bhoywonder]

this looks like fun

might cancel ma summer's holiday to play in all the events

[turny]

breaking news kev, im gonna play as many of these as i can!

[RichEO]

Afraid I cant play on blonde seeing as I have issues with their depositing methods (and also I hate call centres). I also wont be playing much next month thanks to taking on a large project (wasn't meant to be large when I first agreed to it).

Is that the lack of credit/debit card? Is a problem for me too. There isn't a debit card option is there? I couldn't find it, but it is on the website... http://online.blondepoker.com/banking/deposit_methods

[madasahatstand]

In fact, I am going to run a [size=05pt](virtual)[/size] book on the winner of the league ...



1/3              English
5/1              Welsh
16/1            Irish
33/1            Scottish
66/1            A Woman from anywhere
1000/1         A Monkey
10,000/1      Kinboshi
1,000,000/1 Tikay & Ironside (you can add their points together, it will still come to ZERO)

I'll have a tenner on Brad Strider if I can talk him into playing it:) Cant believe the odds I'm getting

Brad has league form, for betting purposes he is english

*cough cough cough* English? lol I dont think so:) You cant go back on the odds now so I should be getting 33-1, not 1-3. Dont try to back out now. Ive already got the cash spent:)

ps have you lost weight? You are looking skinny in that photo. Well skinnier.........

[Colchester Kev]

Afraid I cant play on blonde seeing as I have issues with their depositing methods (and also I hate call centres). I also wont be playing much next month thanks to taking on a large project (wasn't meant to be large when I first agreed to it).

Is that the lack of credit/debit card? Is a problem for me too. There isn't a debit card option is there? I couldn't find it, but it is on the website... http://online.blondepoker.com/banking/deposit_methods

Send me a pm if you have issues like this, I can get it sorted in 2 minutes, but only if i know about it.

[Acidmouse]

Are there odd's on a Miner winning this?