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« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2005, 01:04:20 PM »
grrrrrrr...... Grin


My ex wife had a boob job last week. I didn't know anything about it until my sweet innocent little six year old daughter blurted it out at the weekend ("Mummy's got bigger boobies")

I said nothing, none of my business, not even when on returning the kids on Sunday night my ex said..."I need to borrow some money for a couple of months, can you help"


Can someone give me an elegant reply that lets her know I know (she'd not like to know I know!) without causing too much offence...
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« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2005, 01:07:12 PM »
Are you for real?Huh?
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« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2005, 01:08:25 PM »
Quote from: TraceT on October 11, 2005, 01:07:12 PM
Are you for real?Huh?

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« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2005, 01:08:55 PM »
is that what you'd reply, or what you are asking me?!
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« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2005, 01:09:44 PM »
I assumed it was your suggested retort
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« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2005, 01:10:47 PM »
so did I, very good Princess Trace, but I thought I'd better make sure...... Wink
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« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2005, 01:11:33 PM »
Nooooooooooo I'm asking how the hell a bloke does not realise his wife's maraccas have increased in size???

GOBSMACKED!
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« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2005, 01:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Robert HM on October 11, 2005, 01:09:44 PM
I assumed it was your suggested retort
....... and I was wrong  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2005, 01:18:03 PM »
I picked the kids up from their Grandma's on Friday night, so hadn't seen the mammaries in question prior to being told

However as it was 2 years, 264 days, 13 hours and 16 minutes before the end of the marriage when I last saw them uncovered, I plead unfamiliarity with the objects in question

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« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2005, 01:22:21 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on October 11, 2005, 01:18:03 PM

However as it was 2 years, 264 days, 13 hours and 16 minutes before the end of the marriage when I last saw them uncovered

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Funny how men can rememeber exactly the last time they saw naked breasts and yet we struggle with partners birthdays/anniversaries etc etc etc  Grin
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« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2005, 01:22:38 PM »
Aaaah well in that case then I will let you off!  lmao


If you liked the "Are you for real?" retort - then use it..  lol

Just make sure you're not in striking distance when you say it though.



EDIT:   Ah smack round the head for Trace - didn't see the ex wife bit - but then again if you had typed ex-wife!!!!!!   lmfao
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« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2005, 01:23:55 PM »
Matt, I was joking. It's been at least four years.

Trace, I'll use it, walking away sharpish.
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« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2005, 01:27:02 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on October 11, 2005, 01:23:55 PM
Matt, I was joking. It's been at least four years.


Me too (for the joking part anyway!!)

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Trace, I'll use it, walking away sharpish.

By phone from a different county might be a safer option Smiley
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« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2005, 01:42:56 PM »
Tightend, couldn't you just ask her to use her credit card, as you'd heard she'd been given some extra plastic recently?
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« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2005, 01:45:02 PM »
LMFAO  - now that one I like!  lol
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