Thanks everyone for your kind welcome....
Sorry for taking my time replying, i only just noticed this forum was here.
Let me say the following things...
1. Rookie is my brother but only by blood. That is all on that matter.
2. My name is Numpty. Nothing else. Numpty. Numpty. Numpty. Numpty. Im not sure what my first name is, i think it could be 'Sod off' as i remember when i was younger my mum saying 'Sod off Numpty', so....
3. My idol is Baldrick
4. What does Big Slick mean...
And finally let me tell you how i went out on the freeroll the other day grrrrr
Got 7000 odd chips...other has 9000...blinds 100/200
Me (small blind):

TWAT(big blind):

Folds round, dealer limps in i raise to 500.......TWAT Calls...Dealer Folds...
FLOP:

I bet 500....he calls....
TURN

I push.....He calls!???
RIVER:

Did i do something wrong? Cos he is a *****!!!!!!!!