WSOP $50,000 H.O.R.S.E. - Day 3 - Interactive

[snoopy1239]

any joy at the tables last night snoops???

No, did the proverbial mutts nuts, but I'd won the two nights before, so just broke even. Undertook a mammoth 12 hour non-stop session (which is why I probably lost) where I took my notepad and jotted down what happened. Thought it might be a good blog entry/blonde article. Will try and write that up tonight, some peeps might find it interesting and it'll also be a self-reminder for future cash-games on how not to play.

[Dingdell]

Any idea when he'll be back?

 

[NoflopsHomer]

S

The Chip Reese table is starting as the feature table for ESPN.

Meanwhile...

John Juanda brings in for 3k with the , Mike Matusow raises to 10k with the , everyone else passes, Juanda re-raises to 20k. Matusow calls.

Juanda:

(?) (?)

Matusow:

(?) (?)

Matusow calls a 10k bet from Juanda.

Juanda:

(?) (?)

Matusow:

(?) (?)

Matusow calls another bet.

Juanda:

(?) (?)

Matusow:

(?) (?)

This time Matusow raises the Juanda bet saying, "What are you going to do now Juuuuuuuaaaaaaaanddddaaaaaaa?"

Juanda calls.

Juanda:

(?) (?) (?)

Matusow:

(?) (?) (?)

Matusow bets 20k, Juanda calls after a dwell. Matusow flips over for Kings full of Eights, Juanda mucks.

[snoopy1239]

Any idea when he'll be back?

 

Who?

[snoopy1239]

Current top 10 courtesy of worldserieofpoker.com

1. John Hanson     $641,000
2. Toto Leonidas    $621,000
3. Eli Elezra    $568,000
4. Allen Cunningham    $549,000
5. Kenny Tran    $544,000
6. Justin Bonomo    $508,000
7. David Oppenheim    $469,000
8. Mike Matusow    $456,000
9. Phil Ivey    $436,000
10. Amnon Filippi    $429,000

[NoflopsHomer]

The other tables

[snoopy1239]

Cries of "crapshoot" here at the Rio, incredibly...

According to my source, the average stack in this 50k (yep, you heard, 50k) has just 15 big bets in the bank.

Zoiks!

[Tonji]

I think Snoops you should report your lack of flushing to the relevant authorities in the building. They will either provide a demonstration for your future reference or call security to escort you promptly from the building  

[snoopy1239]

Cyndy Violette & Greg Mascio, the former who was starting the day with a pretty short stack, have both bitten the dust.

Bah, we're a milf down!

 

[T8MML]

Before we start, a quick tale of misfortune.

As with last year, I've been encountering real pains with the automatic toilets here and am continually bemused as to their workings. A couple of days ago, I popped into the loo (sorry, restroom) for a number two jobby, but on exiting, noticed that the automatic flush hadn't been activated. Seeing as the other cubicles were full and there were other restroom users present, I was slightly embarrassed to be leaving a feces filled toilet behind, so quickly rushed back in before anyone noticed me. I locked the door and took another look at the problem at hand. It was simple - toilet filled with poo and no flushy flushy, what to do?

"There must be a way to make this flush," I inquired with myself. "Perhaps there's a sensor somewhere that knows when you've finished." Although I used these contraptions last year, I still haven't worked out where that sensor is that detects the completion of your dirty act. So, in order to find out, I decided to try out a number of methods. Firstly, I tried sitting back down on the seat and getting up (I attempted this a number of times with different pressures and various sitting periods... but, alas, to no avail). Then I searched for buttons on the back that would perhaps allow me to flush manually in case of such emergencies. I also tried entering and exiting the cubicle area again (by this time, people had definitely noticed my potential insanity), but that didn't work either. Finally, I jumped up and down like a madman as a last resorts, but no sensor was activated.

In the end, I saw no other option but to poke my head out of the door, wait for an opening and leg it.

What I didn't want was for someone to spot me and accuse me of being a filth meister. Also, the fact that my excretion was lacking solidity that day would have been similarly embarrassing.

Anyhow, run I did, and I think I escaped without detection, although someone is going to be in for a very nasty surprise. However, the problem still remains. Where are these bloody sensors and how do you flush the loo when it doesn't flush itself??

The mind continues to boggle...

sorry sloppy - or is it ploppy? cant help you mate - normally leave it for the wife to sort out!

[snoopy1239]

I think Snoops you should report your lack of flushing to the relevant authorities in the building. They will either provide a demonstration for your future reference or call security to escort you promptly from the building 

No chance, no way I'm going in for another coinflip.

[snoopy1239]

Before we start, a quick tale of misfortune.

As with last year, I've been encountering real pains with the automatic toilets here and am continually bemused as to their workings. A couple of days ago, I popped into the loo (sorry, restroom) for a number two jobby, but on exiting, noticed that the automatic flush hadn't been activated. Seeing as the other cubicles were full and there were other restroom users present, I was slightly embarrassed to be leaving a feces filled toilet behind, so quickly rushed back in before anyone noticed me. I locked the door and took another look at the problem at hand. It was simple - toilet filled with poo and no flushy flushy, what to do?

"There must be a way to make this flush," I inquired with myself. "Perhaps there's a sensor somewhere that knows when you've finished." Although I used these contraptions last year, I still haven't worked out where that sensor is that detects the completion of your dirty act. So, in order to find out, I decided to try out a number of methods. Firstly, I tried sitting back down on the seat and getting up (I attempted this a number of times with different pressures and various sitting periods... but, alas, to no avail). Then I searched for buttons on the back that would perhaps allow me to flush manually in case of such emergencies. I also tried entering and exiting the cubicle area again (by this time, people had definitely noticed my potential insanity), but that didn't work either. Finally, I jumped up and down like a madman as a last resorts, but no sensor was activated.

In the end, I saw no other option but to poke my head out of the door, wait for an opening and leg it.

What I didn't want was for someone to spot me and accuse me of being a filth meister. Also, the fact that my excretion was lacking solidity that day would have been similarly embarrassing.

Anyhow, run I did, and I think I escaped without detection, although someone is going to be in for a very nasty surprise. However, the problem still remains. Where are these bloody sensors and how do you flush the loo when it doesn't flush itself??

The mind continues to boggle...

sorry sloppy - or is it ploppy? cant help you mate - normally leave it for the wife to sort out!

You take the wife in with you to flush the loo?!?!

Lazy sod! 

[ifm]

I think Snoops you should report your lack of flushing to the relevant authorities in the building. They will either provide a demonstration for your future reference or call security to escort you promptly from the building 

So Snoopy you are saying you never washed your hands?

[snoopy1239]

S

Toto Leonidas may have been unfortunate enough to be named after a small dog, but his luck is flying through the roof here, coming into Day 2 with an impressive 621k stack. And he's back in the thick of the action today, making a concerted effort to partake in multiple hands in order to build his stack even further. Hunched and hovering over the table like a Mateyboy out of his depth, Toto quietly pokes a bet over the line with (?) (?) against Andy Bloch's (?) (?) . Bloch calls and the two receive their final card. Check check and Bloch takes it down with (two pair). Then, the very next hand, Toto clashes with former Main Event Champion, Greg Raymer, and loses out again, Greg's bet with (?) (?) vs. Toto's (?) (?) being enough to get him to fold before the last card.

Toto's not sitting back on his stack though.

[snoopy1239]

I think Snoops you should report your lack of flushing to the relevant authorities in the building. They will either provide a demonstration for your future reference or call security to escort you promptly from the building 

So Snoopy you are saying you never washed your hands?

Hold on, I think Shannon Elizabeth is calling me.