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Off to an Open Day to see daughter's new nursery school which is attached to the primary school we want her to go to. On the Application form I got away with saying I work from home. If they ask, do I say I'm A Professional Poker Player, an internet poker donk (most trueful) or a self employed Consultant for various different internet gaming companies  |
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Geo the Sarge
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2007, 10:15:27 AM » |
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Deffo option 3 - nice title
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When you get..........give. When you learn.......teach
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2007, 10:16:23 AM » |
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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AndrewT
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2007, 10:21:25 AM » |
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Donkey Pwner.
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matt674
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2007, 10:23:08 AM » |
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What does it matter to her school what you do for a living? Are they going to change the education they give her accordingly?
I'd tell them to mind their own business!! (if they ask)
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byronkincaid
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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2007, 10:24:53 AM » |
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Donkey Pwner.
Ok Donkey Abuser it is  |
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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2007, 10:43:51 AM » |
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agree with Matt
Sorry, had to quote it for prosperities sake - can't say it happens too often  |
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2007, 11:01:09 AM » |
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agree with Matt
Sorry, had to quote it for prosperities sake - can't say it happens too often They've only been a member a short while, they'll learn |
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RED-DOG
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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2007, 11:20:53 AM » |
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When I rang my doctor's surgery to make an appointment recently, the receptionist asked what was wrong with me.
"I have a huge boil, right in the crack of my arse" I replied, "I can show you if you like"
She decided that wouldn't be necessary and made me an appointment to see the doctor.
I had a similar experience at the bank when I tried to withdraw a couple of grand to play a festival. "What are you going to use this money for?" She asked. "I intend to retain the services of a high class prostitute" I replied.
I'm not usually so rude, but it does make them realise how personal their questions are. What's more, both answers could have been true for all they know.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2007, 11:33:02 AM » |
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When I rang my doctor's surgery to make an appointment recently, the receptionist asked what was wrong with me.
"I have a huge boil, right in the crack of my arse" I replied, "I can show you if you like"
She decided that wouldn't be necessary and made me an appointment to see the doctor.
I had a similar experience at the bank when I tried to withdraw a couple of grand to play a festival. "What are you going to use this money for?" She asked. "I intend to retain the services of a high class prostitute" I replied.
I'm not usually so rude, but it does make them realise how personal their questions are. What's more, both answers could have been true for all they know.
hmmmm I think a bit of grumpyoldmanmess is entering your life. Both these not very well paid people are just doing what they are told to do. Rudeness etc if required should be directed at their managers. |
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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2007, 11:37:08 AM » |
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hmmmm I think a bit of grumpyoldmanmess is entering your life.
Well at least I'm not alone  |
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2007, 11:43:00 AM » |
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I had a similar experience at the bank when I tried to withdraw a couple of grand to play a festival. "What are you going to use this money for?" She asked. "I intend to retain the services of a high class prostitute" I replied.
If I ever manage to win the main event at the World Series, I have always planned that my response to the inevitable 'what are you going to spend the money on?' question in the televised interview will be 'Hookers and cocaine'. Even if it's not true. |
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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2007, 11:50:41 AM » |
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When I rang my doctor's surgery to make an appointment recently, the receptionist asked what was wrong with me.
"I have a huge boil, right in the crack of my arse" I replied, "I can show you if you like"
She decided that wouldn't be necessary and made me an appointment to see the doctor.
I had a similar experience at the bank when I tried to withdraw a couple of grand to play a festival. "What are you going to use this money for?" She asked. "I intend to retain the services of a high class prostitute" I replied.
Brilliant, best chuckle I have had in ages
I'm not usually so rude, but it does make them realise how personal their questions are. What's more, both answers could have been true for all they know.
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2007, 11:57:33 AM » |
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I had a similar experience at the bank when I tried to withdraw a couple of grand to play a festival. "What are you going to use this money for?" She asked. "I intend to retain the services of a high class prostitute" I replied.
If I ever manage to win the main event at the World Series, I have always planned that my response to the inevitable 'what are you going to spend the money on?' question in the televised interview will be 'Hookers and cocaine'. Even if it's not true. Remember to wear a condom so you don't have to visit the doctor like Red. |
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2007, 12:24:59 PM » |
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could you just say that you are self-employed?
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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