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« on: October 14, 2005, 02:12:08 PM »

ok, sorry to post completly of the topic but I am sat at work its friday and i have three hours and 11 minutes to go.
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 I have the biggest hangover of my life (spent an evening partying & playing poker on a boat). Afro

I have eaten a bacon & egg roll  Sad

drank enough water to give all the thirsty people in the third world drinks for a year,  Sad

i have had a carton of orange juice and about 5 cigarettes.

 I have walked for about 15 minutes outside every hour.. and i have even fallen asleep for 30 minutes  Embarrassed


and i still feel as if a monkey has done its business in my mouth and an elephant has trampled over my head several times does anyone know of a quick fix way to make me feel better - apart from drinking more  thumbs up

Mucho thanks

oh I lost all my money aswell lol

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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2005, 02:13:46 PM »

Yes, do it again
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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2005, 02:15:22 PM »

sounds like kelly needs a date with ironside that will sure sober you up
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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2005, 02:17:04 PM »

Bottle of Innocent Smoothie and a Cheese adn Onion Pasty.

Then do it again
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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2005, 02:19:16 PM »

as you've already been advised, do it again  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2005, 02:19:38 PM »

Irn-Bru, best thing for a hangover. Unfortunately I don't have any and hence feel rough.

However, I will be making my why to the pub in about 2 hours to hopefully cure myself.
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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2005, 02:20:51 PM »

Lucozade, Mineral Water, dry toast

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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2005, 02:22:03 PM »

Lucozade, Mineral Water, dry toast

repeat.

OK:
"Lucozade, Mineral Water, dry toast"
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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2005, 02:24:38 PM »

well i dont have any irn bru although i do have to agree with you that is normally the best hang over cure.. for some reason people in gib think its got iron in it so wont drink it! yes i live wiith lots of monkeys lol.

I've tried the eating thing it doesnt work lol my boss is wondering where i keep disapearing too lol

i think im going to have to go to the gym after work and sweat it out.. that normally works.. but only problem is I'm going to be doing it all over again tonight  i think i may have to leave the trying to jump onto the next boat because I CAN do it! and falling into the water lol  Shocked Shocked  crazy  Evil Undecided Tongue Shocked >:? Roll Eyes sorry getting carried away with the smileys now!
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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2005, 02:25:41 PM »

you missed out the best cure
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2005, 02:26:47 PM »

and that would be?
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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2005, 02:29:19 PM »


DONT SAY IT - (finger poised on the delete button...)
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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2005, 02:29:41 PM »

a date with ironside but as i dont have a passport and your in gib looks like your going to have to suffer
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« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2005, 02:32:24 PM »

Right, I've had enough!

I'm going to the shop to buy some Irn-Bru.
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« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2005, 02:48:07 PM »

hehehehehee see i was going to say it but then thought better. I'm finally able to see the screen properly without squinting my eyes and I can walk in a straight line now! lol

and now im making my plans for tonight apparently its more vodka , poker and a dance mat is involved hmm on a boat now im worried lol
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