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First let me offer my sympathy for anyone affected by flooding. I was just watching a  news report about it. The reporter is standing on a bridge directly above some gas cannisters - she then peers over at them and explains that there is a worry that they could explode. Furthermore, she recounts that a caravan was swept down the river and struck the bridge damaging it. This she explains has weakened the bridge on which she is standing, leading to the possibility that it could collapse....... |
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2007, 07:22:57 PM » |
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Anything for a story! (and a chance at a national news slot)
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2007, 07:39:12 PM » |
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Was it a bridge too far? Or possibly a bridge over troubled water?  |
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2007, 07:44:21 PM » |
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ok i've given everyone enuff opportunity to say
lol bridgeaments
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2007, 08:19:19 PM » |
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would be funny if the whole thing collapsed and then exploded on her...well I think it'd be funny
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« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2007, 08:22:51 PM » |
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would be funny if the whole thing collapsed and then exploded on her...well I think it'd be funny
 How would you feel if you were on a weakened bridge and it collapsed on some exploding cannisters? |
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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2007, 08:24:35 PM » |
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would be funny if the whole thing collapsed and then exploded on her...well I think it'd be funny
How would you feel if you were on a weakened bridge and it collapsed on some exploding cannisters? ah..but if you know the bridge is weak and there are cannisters underneath that could explode at any minute you deserve evereything you get if you only go up there to do a news report. I for one wouldn't be that stupid. |
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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2007, 08:28:27 PM » |
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would be funny if the whole thing collapsed and then exploded on her...well I think it'd be funny
How would you feel if you were on a weakened bridge and it collapsed on some exploding cannisters? ah..but if you know the bridge is weak and there are cannisters underneath that could explode at any minute you deserve evereything you get if you only go up there to do a news report. I for one wouldn't be that stupid. what about if it was a poor homeless bloke and the reporter was laughing saying look at that idiot asleep under that bridge and then it collapsed on him and all his guts exploaded everywhere and his little dog was waking around making little "eeeeek" sounds calling out for his owner? |
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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2007, 08:32:42 PM » |
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would be funny if the whole thing collapsed and then exploded on her...well I think it'd be funny
How would you feel if you were on a weakened bridge and it collapsed on some exploding cannisters? ah..but if you know the bridge is weak and there are cannisters underneath that could explode at any minute you deserve evereything you get if you only go up there to do a news report. I for one wouldn't be that stupid. what about if it was a poor homeless bloke and the reporter was laughing saying look at that idiot asleep under that bridge and then it collapsed on him and all his guts exploaded everywhere and his little dog was waking around making little "eeeeek" sounds calling out for his owner? that would depend on how cute the dog is...but I can see that being funny..maybe the dog would get adopted by a gazillionaire and live a happy life in a palace  |
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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2007, 08:33:03 PM » |
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would be funny if the whole thing collapsed and then exploded on her...well I think it'd be funny
How would you feel if you were on a weakened bridge and it collapsed on some exploding cannisters? ah..but if you know the bridge is weak and there are cannisters underneath that could explode at any minute you deserve evereything you get if you only go up there to do a news report. I for one wouldn't be that stupid. what about if it was a poor homeless bloke and the reporter was laughing saying look at that idiot asleep under that bridge and then it collapsed on him and all his guts exploaded everywhere and his little dog was waking around making little "eeeeek" sounds calling out for his owner? lol eeeekaments |
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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2007, 08:34:25 PM » |
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would be funny if the whole thing collapsed and then exploded on her...well I think it'd be funny
How would you feel if you were on a weakened bridge and it collapsed on some exploding cannisters? ah..but if you know the bridge is weak and there are cannisters underneath that could explode at any minute you deserve evereything you get if you only go up there to do a news report. I for one wouldn't be that stupid. what about if it was a poor homeless bloke and the reporter was laughing saying look at that idiot asleep under that bridge and then it collapsed on him and all his guts exploaded everywhere and his little dog was waking around making little "eeeeek" sounds calling out for his owner? would be funny if the whole thing collapsed and then exploded on her...well I think it'd be funny
How would you feel if you were on a weakened bridge and it collapsed on some exploding cannisters? ah..but if you know the bridge is weak and there are cannisters underneath that could explode at any minute you deserve evereything you get if you only go up there to do a news report. I for one wouldn't be that stupid. what about if it was a poor homeless bloke and the reporter was laughing saying look at that idiot asleep under that bridge and then it collapsed on him and all his guts exploaded everywhere and his little dog was waking around making little "eeeeek" sounds calling out for his owner? lol eeeekaments  |
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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2007, 10:27:46 PM » |
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would be funny if the whole thing collapsed and then exploded on her...well I think it'd be funny
How would you feel if you were on a weakened bridge and it collapsed on some exploding cannisters? ah..but if you know the bridge is weak and there are cannisters underneath that could explode at any minute you deserve evereything you get if you only go up there to do a news report. I for one wouldn't be that stupid. what about if it was a poor homeless bloke and the reporter was laughing saying look at that idiot asleep under that bridge and then it collapsed on him and all his guts exploaded everywhere and his little dog was waking around making little "eeeeek" sounds calling out for his owner? what if the cannisters were about to explode but Tikay the wonder train driver came by in his steam engine choo choo and whisked the dog to safety while giving a condescending eyeroll at the stupid bitch reporter? Stillllll happy?  ? |
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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2007, 09:52:40 AM » |
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would be funny if the whole thing collapsed and then exploded on her...well I think it'd be funny
How would you feel if you were on a weakened bridge and it collapsed on some exploding cannisters? ah..but if you know the bridge is weak and there are cannisters underneath that could explode at any minute you deserve evereything you get if you only go up there to do a news report. I for one wouldn't be that stupid. what about if it was a poor homeless bloke and the reporter was laughing saying look at that idiot asleep under that bridge and then it collapsed on him and all his guts exploaded everywhere and his little dog was waking around making little "eeeeek" sounds calling out for his owner? what if the cannisters were about to explode but Tikay the wonder train driver came by in his steam engine choo choo and whisked the dog to safety while giving a condescending eyeroll at the stupid bitch reporter? Stillllll happy? ? yeah...TK to save the day! |
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« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2007, 05:57:28 PM » |
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First let me offer my sympathy for anyone affected by flooding. I was just watching a news report about it. The reporter is standing on a bridge directly above some gas cannisters - she then peers over at them and explains that there is a worry that they could explode. Furthermore, she recounts that a caravan was swept down the river and struck the bridge damaging it. This she explains has weakened the bridge on which she is standing, leading to the possibility that it could collapse....... I saw the same story, with a male presenter. Yes, those gas canisters that are being cooled by a million gallons of water are at risk of exploding, argh, I am at more risk of exploding watching this stupid report  |
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« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2007, 07:03:58 PM » |
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Driving through London last week I went over a weird bridge and there was a sign before it just stating "WEAKENED BRIDGE"
WTF! Why were they letting me drive over it??
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